Am I a Tard...

or am I a tard because even tho NFL cheerleaders are awesome to look at, they are pretty much useless....until....

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested after a bar dispute that broke out early Sunday after patrons complained the women were having sex in a bathroom stall, a police arrest report said.

Police reports named the women, but The Tampa Tribune reported officials were checking into whether one of them gave a false identification. One woman was charged with battery, and the other with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

Both women were released on bond later Sunday

The women were locked in a stall at about 2:10 a.m. Sunday when other patrons got angry they were taking so long in the bathroom, the police report said. The women left the stall, and one began arguing with another patron of Banana Joe's, eventually hitting that patron in the face with a closed fist, police said.

The incident happened 11 hours before the kickoff of the Panthers' NFL football game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The cheerleaders traveled to Tampa on their own because members of the team's Top Cats squad are on the sidelines only at home games.

Panthers officials told The Charlotte Observer at Sunday's game that they were aware of the reported incident, but declined further comment.

Copyright 2005 Associated Press.
 
oh man, i'm totally going to watch airplane! tonight just to see the girlscout barfight.
 
haha.

Why does that remind me of the time we went to the strip club (aka ballet) and one of the guys I was with thought the chick in the girl scout costume was an airline attendant?
 
okay best new term i've heard in a long time, from this weekend. two dudes i went camping with, their wives were gonna go out and party while us neanderthals were away. where were they going?

to the Dick Bar.

fucking awesome.
 
wooooo

from now on let's have a category for great threads that is EVEN BETTER than five stars....

an Erik-rips-his-shirt-off category.


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lizard said:
wooooo

from now on let's have a category for great threads that is EVEN BETTER than five stars....

an Erik-rips-his-shirt-off category.


erik_ripshirt.jpg

holy ... mousewings is going to have liquid explosion
 
yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.