Am I a Tard...

[NAD]

George W. Bush says: "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, 'fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me' -- you can't get fooled again. You've got to understand the nature of the regime we're dealing with."

he is a tard. tardlarious tho am i rite.

 

[Chromatose]

BUSH JOKES ABOUT HIS WHITE HOUSE TEAM LEAKING
Wed Nov 02 2005 10:58:31 ET

ROUNDTABLE INTERVIEW OF THE PRESIDENT
WITH FOREIGN PRINT MEDIA
The Roosevelt Room
November 1, 2005

With that, we'll start. Jorge, como yo.

Q Mr. President, in Argentina, you will have a bilateral meeting with President Kirchner.

THE PRESIDENT: Si.

Q What I want to know -- sources of the government told me that they would ask you about more cooperation on support for Argentina, you know, in the IMF fund --

THE PRESIDENT: IMF.

Q Exactly.

THE PRESIDENT: Please don't tell me that the government leaks secrets about conversations to the --

Q Well, I have my sources in the government.

THE PRESIDENT: You do? Okay, well I'm not going to ask you who they are, of course. (Laughter.)

Q No, please.

THE PRESIDENT: Inside joke here, for my team. (Laughter.)

 

[NAD]

 

[lizard]

America is so wierd.

I'm in a meeting with one other white guy, two fat white women, a black dude with an Irish last name, a chinese type guy named Pong, and a guy named Yasser!!!!

wtffuck

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

and a guy named Yasser!!!!

he's a terrorist! get him!

yeah, i'm bored.

 

[lizard]

omg Pong just called someone named Renault.

 

[Demonspell]

This may be bullshit, but I'll put it here for appropriateness and further laughs:

During a conversation between the two presidents, George W. Bush, 55, (USA) and Fernando Henrique Cardoso, 71, (Brazil), Bush bewildered his colleague with the question "Do you have blacks, too?"
Rice, 47, noticing how astonished the Brazilian was, saved the day by telling Bush "Mr. President, Brazil probably has more blacks than the USA. Some say it's the Country with the most blacks outside Africa." Later, the Brazilian president Cardoso said: regarding Latin America, Bush was still in his "learning phase".

NAD: Nice followup to the "we are FUCKED" Time cover...

 

[lizard]

haha that's hilarious.

man, this nation is fucked.

 

[NAD]

hahahaa i hope that really happened.

 

[dorian gray]

this is a great, but poorly understood thread. keep it going.

heh, pong. i used to work with this chinese-type guy and some redneck coworker called him Ping Pong behind his back. almost two years later, i found out his name is jim.

 

[lizard]

yeah this guy's name is really Pik Chong but everyone calls him Mike.