American Juggalo Documentary

[Aaron Smith]

Not gonna make any comments about this, but I think the footage speaks for itself...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/american-juggalo-documentary

 

[paladin shredder]

I feel like I'm watching the prequel to Idiocracy.

 

[John_C]

Reminds me of metal, but a little more formalised with more irrelevant bullshit

 

[StefTD]

I have no clue what Juggalo really is and I was only able to watch it without sound,
so I switched through it very fast, all I know is that I saw some drunken dumbasses,
a few tits and guys wearing clown style facepaint...not my cup of tea, besides the tits.

 

[SocialNumb]

A confused hillbilly gathering. Lot of bad teeth and fat people.

Just when I thought I would not see a single attractive person the blond chick with the clown tits pops out.

All and all I'm staying far away from that. Do not want.

 

[Scott Horner]

Never understood how so many people got into this shit.

But then I see the caliber of humans that are in attendance and I understand completely.

 

[Sloan]

Finally some competition with Hobo With A Shotgun for best film of 2011. I tried to talk people into going to THE GATHERING this year and bang fat klown chix, but we all decided it was best we didn't bother.

 

[Sloan]

"I WANNA FIND A SKINNY-ASS LITTLE BITCH, MAKE HER FAT; AND THEN WE'LL LOSE WEIGHT TOGETHER; AND THEN WE'LL BOND."

 

[Skinny Viking]

good choice otherwise I'd have to wonder how badly you actually wanted herpes

 

[Schlumpfkralle]

So... It's a docu about a festival of people, who all like this "fucking magnets, how do they work?" band...? Just to understand what it is about...

 

[Scott Horner]

"I WANNA FIND A SKINNY-ASS LITTLE BITCH, MAKE HER FAT; AND THEN WE'LL LOSE WEIGHT TOGETHER; AND THEN WE'LL BOND."

Sadly, this was the most profound thing said in all that footage.

I did get a mild chuckle out of it though.

 

[NoSoup4you22]

I've never seen a juggalo chick that wasn't fat.

 

[Rob Logic]

They say fuck a lot don't they?

 

[SocialNumb]

Sure do. That "whoop whoop" crap is annoying.

 

[AboutBlank]

...

lol, amerikanische Assis^^

 

[FIXXXER]

looks like a group of complete retards to me.
look at this ugly corey taylor lookalike bitch, she's pregnant and she's smoking...

 

[Aaron Smith]

"I met a brain surgeon here—he was tripping on acid!"

 

[PhilTheBeard]

Oh god......... they really made a movie for juggalo's. The world really is coming to an end

 

[TheDriller]

Watched through it with the sound off and "Frances The Mute" playing in the background, highly amusing.

 

[Sloan]

This inspired me to write about what post-apoc juggalo survivors might be like.


http://www.sloanstewart.com/2011/09/are-you-prepared-for-juggapocalypse.html