American TV needs a watershed

[JayKeeley]

The hang up with nudity and violence on regular American TV is getting a bit stale now don't you think? This 'aint Victorian England!!

I say, come 9pm, all kids are in bed so let's get rid of this 'blurring' crap. It should be the parents responsibilty to decide on what their kids watch after dark.

Shows like Howard Stern and Wild on E! would be much much better when you can actually see and hear what they're talking about. Otherwise replace them with a disney cartoon or something.

 

[Nate The Great]

Word . . .

 

[JayKeeley]

Sometimes late at night, or even first thing in the morning!, I scan through the latino channels....

I have no idea what these women are saying but they look so vamped up. You know, it could be a news program or a games show, and all these female presenters look like strippers. Hispanic women on TV rule. It's that bronze skin and fake blonde hair that gets me everytime.

 

[lizard]

agree. latinas are smokin.

may we now call you Jay "two sheds" Keeley?

 

[JayKeeley]

may we now call you Jay "two sheds" Keeley?

errr...maybe.... (What does it mean...?)

 

[NAD]

TV sucks anyhow. We need more Benny Hill.

 

[JayKeeley]

Benny Hill. Britains biggest export to the USA. Unbelievable! In return you gave us Baywatch, hehe.

Does anyone watch Blackadder or Red Dwarf? Two very funny Brit comedies.

 

[ChiefB]

In the UK our number 1 newspaper (tabloid) is 'The Sun', which has a glorious spread of a women showing her enormous jugs on 'Page 3', hence the term page 3 girls. We see tits and fanny all the time to such an extent that when it's on we don't even blink an eyelid !!

Over here in the US, sex sells everything and every women wants to be beautiful and get on tv. But what the fuck is all this shit that they have to digitally blur naked women's nipples? I mean is this the dark ages? Who on earth are they trying to protect?

 

[NAD]

America is anti-masturbation more than anti-murder, the TV execs are probably trying to cover their asses before mothers of 14-year-old kids start freaking out.

Page 3 girls ROCK.

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah but at least in the US, you can get hardcore filthy porn as required - albeit to rent or buy. In Britain, it's still nigh impossible to get it I think (I've been away for 5 years now).

It's ironic because you can't see anything on US tv, but American porn rules.

And America has Spring Break! And from that, somebody came up with the idea of Girls Gone Wild! That is a huge profit making machine because the girls show their raspberries for free! And the guy just tapes it and sells it in mass quantities. He's even got Snoop Dog in on the action now.

 

[NAD]

Yeah but he also recently got arrested for filming underage girls. Whoops.

 

[lizard]

The Two Sheds bit was from Monty Python....when he mentioned "watershed" it reminded me of that bit.

 

[JayKeeley]

Yeah but he also recently got arrested for filming underage girls. Whoops.

It's getting scary these days. You see actresses like Hillary Duff (playing Lizzie MacGuire??) and she looks like a young Jenna Jameson.

And she's 14 years old.

What about the Olsen twins too? Ravioli? Holy Canoli!