Amusing signs

[Stormwatch]

I was driving past a restaurant/nightclub today called the Canal Bar (in Glasgow) and some wag had removed the "C" from the giant sign so it read

"The Anal Bar".

I thought it was pretty fucking hilarious and laughed uproariously for a good 5-7 seconds .

Just wondered if anyone has other amusing signs they've seen?

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

Well I've seen the "Big Bone Lick" national park (or something like that) when we were driving in I-75 a few times.

Just googled it ... haha, Apparently it's a state park.

 

[Black Core]

I've seen a few in dutch but I doubt any of you will understand that

 

[biggsy]

My road used to have a sign directly before another sign saying: "Warning: Edges of the following sign are SHARP. Please do not touch."

Or something to that effect. Don't have a pic though

 

[Tongue_Ring]

on the telephone poles in Irving Texas, you'll find lots of signs tacked onto the poles that read "It is a violation of city ordinance to post a sign on this utility pole"
the sign is actually on the pole, so the sign is in violation of itself

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

The last funny sign I saw was in a café bathroom saying “don’t throw cigarette bouquets in the bowl unless you are willing to take a shit in the ash tray ” (hope I translated that correctly)

 

[DreamWorker]

We have in poland a big store with fireworks, guns etc (everything that has to do with a "BOOOOM") called "GOOD LUCK"

 

[IdolWarship]

 

[Narg n Lamb]

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

"Dimmuborgir is Icelandic for 'dark castle/fortress'. It's a type of lava formation found in Iceland which is - according to local legends - a gateway to hell."

Anyway...

 

[A1a23]

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

The last funny sign I saw was in a café bathroom saying “don’t throw cigarette bouquets in the bowl unless you are willing to take a shit in the ash tray ” (hope I translated that correctly)

I think you meant "Cigarette butts". Ha took me a minute to find out what it meant.

 

[stormy]

"Dimmuborgir is Icelandic for 'dark castle/fortress'. It's a type of lava formation found in Iceland which is - according to local legends - a gateway to hell."

Anyway...

all theses sines are awsoem

 

[Matt]

obviously photoshopped, but funny nonetheless.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

I think you meant "Cigarette butts". Ha took me a minute to find out what it meant.

Sorry !
My vocabulary is not that good.

 

[Perpetual Catatonia]

Sorry !
My vocabulary is not that good.

Ah no, don't be, it's not big deal. I was just wondering cause it could have been something else.

I think I might have to open a resturaunt just so I can post signs like that.

 

[IWP]

There's a sign in the park in my neighborhood that says, "Yo! Let your dog shit on your own property!"

 

[BasilisK]

 

[Zephyrus]