An old question for Mr Ripper (or anyone who knows the answer really)

[JonBonJovi]

couldn't exactly swim with a cast on my arm now could I????

 

[KoichCPA]

I went in the olympics with a cast on my arm, and I beat Ian Thorpe to win Gold.


Thats a fuckin lame excuse Xena.

 

[Spiff]

I got my arm bitten off by a shark but still managed to be one of the best female surfers in my age group.

 

[phlogiston]

In the same day!!

 

[Spruce Goose]

It is spelt with a Z on the ad

 

[Goreripper]

Gee you're quick Sprucey.

 

[Lord Tim]

I got a nasty paper cut on my finger once...

 

[phlogiston]

Heh. That reminds me of "Bad News".

"It goes bad-da-da bad-da-da ba ba ba *slide*."
"I can't slide."
"Why not?"
"I've got a cut."

 

[Spiff]

Bad News!