and it begins.....

[minxnim]

actually i was advocating a joke plus rabbit head statues.

 

[xfer]

my sleepy roommate's nickname in his frat was FETUS and after he let that slip to us, no one has called him by his real name.

 

[FrostGiant]

Hey, I knew someone nicknamed Fetus too.

 

[goatschool]

kelly, never, EVER assume that preppy is an american.

 

[xfer]

oh, she's secretly a Lapine agent working illegally here with a dead person's social security number?

 

[deadair]

i love alex's new name

 

[xfer]

likewise, SCHMOOZY

 

[xfer]

or is it "bucko" now?

 

[deadair]

i can't keep it straight any more.

 

[minxnim]

have fetus face is a serious offense and is punishable by law. i have been assigned by an unnamed entity to erradicate these cretins.

 

[xfer]

preppy would you like an all-expenses-paid trip to boston? just checking.

 

[minxnim]

see, he's gross... _but_ it's not fetus face.

 

[xfer]

he looks exactly like a fetus when he's curled up sleeping on the couch! when he's starting to drift off people are like "yo, wake up, you're getting that fetus look on your face again..."

 

[minxnim]

well, technically fetus face is a constant condition in any position, situation, or circumstance.

 

[xfer]

what about CONSTANT SUCK?

 

[minxnim]

he falls under a different category known as: FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME FACE from what i can tell. there are other agents for that.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

who is alex?