And now for some levity/If your life was a movie

[See You In Hell]

Opening Credits: Lacuna Coil - Heaven's A Lie

Waking Up: Symphorce - Everlasting Life

First Day of School: Stratovarius - Freedom

Falling in Love: Therion - Black Diamond

Getting it on: Masterplan - Enlighten Me

Fight Song: Children of Bodom - Downfall

Breaking Up: Therion - Muspelheim

Prom: Nevermore - Narcosynthesis

On my Own: Moonspell - Magdalene

Mental Breakdown: Brainstorm - Heavenly

Driving: Pagan's Mind - Enigmatic Mission

Flashback: Tad Morose - Another Way

Wedding: Nevermore - Never Purify

Birth of Child: Katatonia - Dispossession

Final Battle: Sonata Arctica - Champagne Bath

Death Scene: Dream Evil - Evilized

Funeral Song: In Flames - Transparent

Closing Credits: Therion - Let The New Day Begin


A critic's review --

Well I'm off to a rollicking start by having Stratovarius declare my first day of school as "Freedom"! Good grief, how far off can THAT be? :zombie:

But that pales in comparison to Masterplan declaring that I need enlightenment ("Enlighten Me") whilst getting it on! Hard to argue that point, I suppose, as all I ever learned was from Animal Planet. Clearly, I must have fallen alseep during the segment explaining the mating rituals of the lemur! Oh, well.....ummmm.....guess I'd better run over to the......ummmmm....adult bookstore for some "re-education"!

Therion's "Muspelheim" for the ol' break-up song seems quite appropriate. I'm sure I wasn't the only one that told their ex:

"Surt som i syd med draget svärd
kallar på Muspels söner,
kommer till kamp på Vigrid slätt,
då hjälper inga böner.
Från syd kommer kaos."​

Brainstorm's "Heavenly" as the track for my mental breakdown?? Huh?? Perhaps there is bliss in insanity after all?

On the other hand, the Pagan's Mind song "Enigmatic Mission" fits PERFECTLY for driving here in Dallas. Why I choose to get on these highways around here is truly an enigma. If you've driven here you know what I'm talking about!!

Ahhh the ol' wedding song, Nevermore's "Never Purify". So romantic. So sweet. But doesn't the song say something about "self-immolation"? Hmmmm......weddings and self-immolation. Hmmmm......

Birth of a child and Katatonia's "Dispossession". Ouch!

Good God, the craziness marches on! Sonata Arctica's "Champagne Bath" playing during my final battle. I can see it now: "How dare you fight me, viking warrior! I command you to kneel down and wash my feet!"

In Flames' "Transparent" seems strangely fitting for my funeral song. :Smug:

Closing credits: Therion's "Let The New Day Begin". A glimmer of hope? Hahahaha -- sort of.

 

[Stardust2112]

Opening Credits: Black Sabbath - Country Girl

Waking Up: Therion - Tuna 1613

First Day of School: Gojira - The Heaviest Matter of the Universe

Falling in Love: Moonspell - Proliferation

Getting it on: Moonspell - Once It Was Ours

Fight Song: Symphorce - Darkness Fills the Sky

Breaking Up: Scar Symmetry - The Path of Least Resistance

Prom: Zero Hour - Embrace

On my Own: Moonspell - Blood Tells

Mental Breakdown: PC69 - My Darkest Hour

Driving: Scar Symmetry - Deviate Against the Form

Flashback: Threshold - Pressure

Wedding: PC69 - I'm Not Afraid

Birth of Child: Yykroon - Schyzophrenic Carnage (LMAO)

Final Battle: Threshold - Sunseeker

Death Scene: Tarot - Grey

Funeral Song: Vanden Plas - I Can See

Closing Credits: Silent Force - The Child Within

 

[VenomGA]

Opening Credits: Death Angel - Kill As One
Waking Up: Slayer - Here Comes The Pain
First Day of School: Yngwie Malmsteen - The Stand
Falling in Love: Queensryche - Della Brown
Getting it on: Whitesnake - Fool For Your Loving
Fight Song: Iced Earth - The Suffering Scarred
Breaking Up: Jorn - Burn
Prom: Visine Divine - Exodus
On my Own: Threshold - Fragmentation
Mental Breakdown: Silent Force - Running Through The Fire
Driving: Van Halen - 316
Flashback: Heathen - In Memory of
Wedding: Bruce Dickinson - Jerusalem
Birth of Child: Silent Force - Heart Attack
Final Battle: Entombed - Demon
Death Scene: Slayer - Sex.Murder.Art
Funeral Song: Death Angel - Thrashers
Closing Credits: Dragonlord - Blood Voyeur

 

[AngraRULES]

Wow, this was pretty badass actually...



Opening Credits: Sonata Arctica - The Vice

Waking Up: Saturnus - Embraced by Darkness

First Day of School: Incubus - Privilege

Falling in Love: Killswitch Engage - Eye of the Storm

Getting it on: Royal Hunt - Follow Me

Fight Song: Masterplan - I'm Gonna Win

Breaking Up: Riverside - Loose Heart

Prom: Vanishing Point - A Memory

On my Own: Sylvan - Today

Mental Breakdown: Vougan - Behind the Lies

Driving: Sentenced - Karu

Flashback: Gojira - Backbone

Wedding: Hypocrisy - Incised Before I've Ceased

Birth of Child: Wastefall - Killing of Wolves (HOLY SHIT EVER HEARD THE INTRO FOR THIS SONG? IT'S A BABY CRYING!!!)

Final Battle: Firewind - Burn in Hell

Death Scene: Amon Amarth - Runes to My Memory (THIS IS JUST PLAIN FUCKING AWESOME)

Funeral Song: Fragine Vastness - Somewhere

Closing Credits: Porcupine Tree - Shallow


Some of these fit perfectly... just wow!!!!

 

[13ShadesofGray]

Here be mine:

Opening Credits: Curse You All Men! by Emperor

Wow, helluva way to start a life!

LMAO, you know... the irony in this is that I tend to like/get along with/respect men much more than women (the lovely ladies of ProgPower, not included). Of course, there are is a very short list of those of the male persuasion I would love to be a fly on the wall for when Karma catches up with them, but I digress...

Closing Credits: Dissolution (The Clouds Disperse) by Ozric Tentacles

--And a bloody brilliant way to end it.

Amen to that!! Hope to see them put out some more mind bending material sooner than later!

 

[Dolamite S. Biffle]

Opening Credits: Tarot - You

Waking Up: Lordi - Fire In The Hole

First Day of School: Dream Evil - The Book Of Heavy Metal (The world's greatest text book!!!)

Falling in Love: The Gathering - Analog Park

Getting it on: Doctor Butcher - Dont Talk To Me (that is some rough sex, jeez)

Fight Song: Sentenced - Killing Me, Killing You

Breaking Up: Iommi - Dopamine

Prom: A Perfect Circle - The Outsider (I didnt go to my prom, so I guess that fits)

On my Own: Dream Theater - Caught In A Web

Mental Breakdown: Lair Of The Minotaur - Cannibal Massacre

Driving: Trivium - Ignition

Flashback: Lordi - My Heaven Is Your Hell

Wedding: Evergrey - Recreation Day

Birth of Child: God Dethroned - Faithless

Final Battle: Empyrios - Eversin

Death Scene: Solitude Aeternus - Sightless

Funeral Song: Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf (This is extremely appropriate)

Closing Credits: Fifth Angel - Wings Of Destiny

Some of those fit rather nicely!

 

[Dragongrrrl]

Ok, here's mine:

Opening Credits: Arch Enemy - Exist to Exit
Waking Up: Orphaned Land - Ocean Land
First Day of School: Lynch Mob - Rain
Falling in Love: Adiemus - Cantus Inaequalis
Getting it On: Symphony X - Fool's Paradise
Fight Song: Pretty Maids - Terminal Violence
Breaking Up: Threshold - Babylon Rising
Prom: ABBA - Knowing Me, Knowing You
On My Own: Soilwork - Mercury Shadow
Mental Breakdown: Nightrage - Scars of the Past
Driving: Blackfield - Christenings
Flashback: Vanden Plas - Shadow I Am
Wedding: Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (LOL)
Birth of Child: Threshold - Fighting For Breath
Final Battle: Virgin Steele - The Hidden God
Death Scene: Apoptygma Berzerk - Time to Move On
Funeral Song: Norah Jones - Broken
Closing Credits: Mozart's Requiem - Lacrimosa

 

[ratanda]

These are pretty funny.


Opening Credits: Misfits - Horror Business
Waking Up: The Crown - World Within
First Day of School: Unholy Ghost - The Calling Of Sin
Falling in Love: Lividity - Hero Of Dementia
Getting it on: Slayer - Blood Red
Fight Song: Haemorrhage - Witness Of Forensic Horror
Breaking Up: Rage - Higher Then The Sky
Prom: Galadriel - Strong One Against The Storm
On my Own: Ablaze My Sorrow - Denial (The Way Of The Strong)
Mental Breakdown: Morning Musume - haru no uta
Driving: Quo Vadis - Ego Intuo Et Servo Te
Flashback: fantômas - 04-03-05 sunday
Wedding: Rotting Christ - Full Colour is the Night
Birth of Child: The Fucking Champs - Aliens Of Gold
Final Battle: Abscess - Urine Junkies
Death Scene: Blind Guardian - War of Wrath
Funeral Song: Lymphatic Phlegm - Spontaneous and Spasmodic Contraction of The Muscle-Membranous Ligaments of the Esophagus
Closing Credits: Asphyx - Evocation

 

[LunaTEKKE]

Mine sorta got stuck on Hawaiian music for a bit…I’ll have to check my Hawaiian dictionary to see what the titles actually mean!

Opening Credits: Kapono Beamer - Ua Ki O Wau
Waking Up: Warrant – We Will Rock You*
First Day of School: Kapono Beamer - E Manono
Falling in Love: George Winston - Prelude
Getting it on: Frameshift - Message From the Mountain
Fight Song: Chris Caffery - Pisses Me Off (honest!!)
Breaking Up: Keali’I Reichel - Ka ‘Opihi O Kanapou
Prom: Silverchair - Anthem for the Year 2000
On my Own: Iron Maiden - Alexander the Great
Mental Breakdown: Van Helsing’s Curse - The Curse
Driving: Lethal – Killing Machine
Flashback: Pagan’s Mind – Supremacy, Our Kind
Wedding: Lethal – Balancing Act
Birth of Child: Open - Queensryche
Final Battle: Suspyre – April in the Fall (From the PPVII Sampler!)
Death Scene: Jill Gioia - Stay
Funeral Song: Doctor Butcher – The Altar
Closing Credits: Yes – City of Love

*The one I was most tempted to lie about

 

[Ascension]

Opening Credits: Queensryche - Nightrider
Waking Up: Deadsoul Tribe - Someday
First Day of School: Kick Axe - Heavy Metal Shuffle
Falling in Love: Focus - Glider (hmmm)
Getting it on: Kick Axe - City Lights
Fight Song: Heavenly - Victory (Creature of the Night) (l'll take it)
Breaking Up: Leonardo the Absolute Man - Apprentice
Prom: Tantrum - Runnin'
On my Own: Wayne - Vlad
Mental Breakdown: Pagan's Mind - ...of Epic Questions (l like that one)
Driving: Fierce Heart - Fierce Heart
Flashback: Savatage - Hounds
Wedding: Conception - Cardinal Sin (lmao!)
Birth of Child: Symphorce - Take What's Mine
Final Battle: Enchant - Follow the Sun
Death Scene: All Too Human - E-Killer (lol ok)
Funeral Song: Taraxacum - Game Over (that's scary)
Closing Credits: Mercury Tide - Another One


too weird