And now for something completely different...

[E-bortion]

As soon as someone says this, you just know they're lying

Except for me, of course. I just thought you all would like a taste of what I sample regularly.

Heh... this is a picture of my ex for example. Personally I think she looks more attractive than any of those sluts. On a trashiness level and overall hottness.

I'm an elven looking motherfucker. I get vag.

 

[Reign in Acai]

With all due respect. I'd shtoop her.

 

[E-bortion]

my line is crossed at black.

 

[lurch70]

With all due respect. I'd shtoop her.

ditto

 

[E-bortion]

haha shes BARELY legal. three weeks or so.

 

[lurch70]

perfect ... ... is she Japanese?

 

[E-bortion]

She's somethin asian.

 

[lurch70]

be right back

 

[NAD]

be right back

haha

this thread is seriously fucking up my computer. the chicks aren't exactly special (too skinny and fake for my tastes) BUT i'll likely have a wank to these pictures later tonight.

 

[Dark One]

the chicks aren't exactly special (too skinny and fake for my tastes)

Fuck that..... seriously, Mark, thank you!

 

[JayKeeley]

I don't get how people are against "fake"!!?!

We live in a country where "real" is fat fucking women eating lardy McDonalds and wearing grandma underwear and shopping in K-Mart.

In a country that claims the title for the most obese fucks in the world, give me hollywood fake tans and boobs and glittery bra tops and playboy models in cowboy hats. Give me fantasy. Give me Alchemy. Electricity. Magic if you please.

I master....Five Magics.

 

[Dark One]

I'm a practicing magician right now...

 

[JayKeeley]

You need to be on page 1, mate.

 

[Dark One]

You need to be on page 1, mate.

Oh yeah, thanks!

LOL

 

[dorian gray]

actually: iran and saudi arabia beat the US out for fat chicks. Australia, Saudi Arabia, and the US are tied for fattest dudes.

 

[AsModEe]

I don't get how people are against "fake"!!?!

We live in a country where "real" is fat fucking women eating lardy McDonalds and wearing grandma underwear and shopping in K-Mart.

In a country that claims the title for the most obese fucks in the world, give me hollywood fake tans and boobs and glittery bra tops and playboy models in cowboy hats. Give me fantasy. Give me Alchemy. Electricity. Magic if you please.

I master....Five Magics.

you won this thread.

Seriously, I've never been to the USA yet, but my sister went there a couple of times, and she told me that women are either super fat or super fake...















I choose super fake

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

McDonalds is healthy.

 

[Krilons Resa]

you won this thread.

Seriously, I've never been to the USA yet, but my sister went there a couple of times, and she told me that women are either super fat or super fake...



I choose super fake

That's complete bullshit. Not that I wouldn't plow the fuck out of fake, but seriously, that is about it. I'd MUCH rather have natural beauty. The fake shit is just a toy to play with, or grudgefuck perhaps.

 

[Erik]

you won this thread.

Seriously, I've never been to the USA yet, but my sister went there a couple of times, and she told me that women are either super fat or super fake...















I choose super fake

imo you get to choose neither which i would

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I'll take fake or natural beauty for one nighters.

I won't take any beauty if it can't have an intelligent (reasonably intelligent at least) conversation for a relationship.

I prefer natural beauty, with some flaws for character over all.

None to keen on the whole fat/ugly thing though. Yeah, i'm shallow. Sue me.