Anders Nyström...

[Hobo]

Mr. Nyströms penis is so big, it only plays arenas. *




*courtesy of drew carrey

 

[The Poona of Peshwa]

When Anders Nyström jumps in a lake, he does not get wet. The lake gets Anders Nyström.

 

[Bleak Eyes]

I bet Anders is feeling very awkward after reading this thread, haha.

 

[Exiled]

Is this still going? :S

 

[Jinn]

Anders Nystrom can beat Contra with only one life from start to finish blindfolded, dizzy, and with his left testicle... in two minutes flat.

And when he does, the theme music changes to play the complete Diabolical Masquerade discography.

 

[A Stranger]

there is no such thing as evolution. there is simply a list of animals that Anders Nystrom allows to live.

that has to be my fav one of those chuck norris sayings.

 

[LifeDepraved]

Anders Nyström was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, Anders Nyström spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, Trix are for Anders Nyström.

 

[Jinn]

American Basketball legend Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with over 20,000 women. For Anders Nystrom, this is what he calls a 'slow tuesday'