ANDREW DICE CLAY On SHADOWS FALL

[RemoWilliams]

I've kept my distance FROM shows.

Tony Baroni is a character Dice played in one of the funniest movies of all time - Night Patrol. He was the nemesis of The Unknown Comic. This movie is chock full of classic one liners.

Cop speaking to waiter - "Your thumb is in my soup!"
Waiter to cop - "Yeah, it's infected and the doctor told me to keep it warm."

That's a tame one.

I thought I was the only one who had even seen that movie. My mom has it on VHS and I remember watching it as a kid.....yes, not really a kids movie at any stretch, but MAN, the humor.

Man witnessing the unknown comics standup: "How do you get a witch pregnant?"
Cop: "How?"
Witness: "You fuck her."

Plus Pat Morita having to tell the cops about being forced to masturbate, shocking yes, but guess you'd have to see it to get it.

 

[metalkingdom]

I thought I was the only one who had even seen that movie. My mom has it on VHS and I remember watching it as a kid.....yes, not really a kids movie at any stretch, but MAN, the humor.

Man witnessing the unknown comics standup: "How do you get a witch pregnant?"
Cop: "How?"
Witness: "You fuck her."

Plus Pat Morita having to tell the cops about being forced to masturbate, shocking yes, but guess you'd have to see it to get it.

Awesome man! Your mom must be a cool lady to even appreciate gutter humor!

The Pat Morita scene is classic.