Announcement

[steak-knife]

i hereby announce i am e-off for good, because you guys didnt manage to keep me among yous. i hate life.

 

[lizard]

don't kill yourself, steak serrator! life has so much to offer!

 

[avi]

 

[lizard]

maybe you could merely maim yourself, as a publicity stunt for motW.

*disclaimer: this post is intended as a joke, and not as encouragement for Steak-Knife to actually sever limbs, gouge out his own eyes, disembowel himself with a spoon, or in any other way cause grievous bodily harm to his genitalia*

 

[AndICried]

^ batteries sold separately

 

[FuSoYa]

 

[mindspell]

 

[Bambi]

wow an Announcement. I feel honoured to have seen this

have you chaps had an Announcement here before? This could be a mile stone for your board

 

[lizard]

or a millstone.

 

[Astral Poetry]

Another tragic question:

Where were you when steak-knife made his announcement?!

 

[The Dope]

What's a steak-knife?

 

[Yasser Arafat]

The driving-off of steak-knife is the second-greatest crime against humanity of the past century. After Jenin, of course.

 

[avi]

will an admin please make this a sticky?

 

[Bambi]

can they not use pins instead? I feel sellotape is quite vulgar when used for this purpose

 

[FuSoYa]

I would but the js in the forum tools is messed up.

 

[Ominous Luminous]

This is a sad, sad day for this message board. You fucking chinks!

 

[TheNewChupe]

What's a steak-knife?

even when i'm not here, my voice is heard.

 

[Nut Butter]

Because of my recent absence from the board I didn't get a chance to get to know steak-knife as well as some of you have, to enjoy his light-hearted comedy and incisive comments and to really get to the point where his absence would mean anything to me. I trust that he will be fondly remembered by all. God bless.

 

[minxnim]

but is he/she a hermaphrodite is what i wanna know

 

[azal]