Another thing this forum requires...

Indeed.

If I were to be trapped on a desert island, I think if I had SMRC and Kenose, and a CD player that runs off of coconut juices, I would be fine.
 
Satan and Coconuts!

CONTEST:

the first person who can come up with Anal-cunt-esque song lyrics centred around Satan and Coconuts gets a pat on the back and the admiration of his or her peers.