You should've took him to the waterpark! Then you could've seen him in a speedo...MRBEAST said:i took a midget to the amusement park and they wouldnt let him on the rides...
MRBEAST said:midget porn links?
duckattack said:You should've took him to the waterpark! Then you could've seen him in a speedo...
duckattack said:well duh!
Sorry Beasty, I wasn't ignoring ya, I was off doing other shit... And that gf stuff played out really fast, and really wierd... You were kinda right about it, but not totally. It definitely threw me into a tailspin, though - again. Ain't love grand?!MRBEAST said:hey ducky! i know ya got problems of yer own with yer gf, but profanitys ignoreing me again for some reason and yer the only one worth stalking so you get to hear me flirting again so i dont get suicidal
duckattack said:Sorry Beasty, I wasn't ignoring ya, I was off doing other shit... And that gf stuff played out really fast, and really wierd... You were kinda right about it, but not totally. It definitely threw me into a tailspin, though - again. Ain't love grand?!
There are 2 naked pics of me that I know about in existence - 1 my ex in Finland has, and the other I have no idea what became of it! Neither one is really 'sexy', since they snuck up on me with the camera both times...MRBEAST said:i wasnt saying you were ignoreing me, i was saying profanity was and the name he's useing on his email is gary not andrew... thats what i get for likeing someone who's even a bigger mental patient than me and i got kicked off 3 bulletin boards as a result of sticking up for him, then if you remember who i used to like... after not talking to me for ages cuz he was talking to some girl instead (he likes both but will never have the nerve to loose his virginity on either side-and you know both of them)
she said shes seeing somebody so his flakey butt is emailing me like i should feel sorry for him cuz of it.
lots of the imbb folks seem to think im a relationship counciler and 98% of my pm's and emails are for relationship advice. only problem just like everyone i follow my heart even though i know im being stupid.
love is grand indeed!
and while youre #1 worth while to stalk i know i have no chance because your normal and i only manage to hook up with guys who've just been released from the mental hospital or the state prison...
so, forget the love. lets stick to what im good at-sex!
you got any pics of you naked? guys in their underwear are hot too but you wear boxers so theres no chance of any hot underwear pics and you arent a midget...
duckattack said:There are 2 naked pics of me that I know about in existence - 1 my ex in Finland has, and the other I have no idea what became of it! Neither one is really 'sexy', since they snuck up on me with the camera both times...
I do wear briefs sometimes, but they're standard issue 'tighty-whities', nothing sexy about 'em at all. I got out of the habit of wearing briefs because for about 5 or 6 years I was going on tour with punk bands 2 or 3 times a year, and never packed enough undies. There's nothing nastier than wearing the same pair of briefs for a week, especially when you're playing and loading your own gear every night in the middle of July, so boxers just seemed like a good solution, and I got to like them a lot better.
I totally relate to the 'relationship counselor' thing. I tend to get stuck in that position a lot myself, but it doesn't mean it still doesn't hurt like hell when I get my own heart broken. I guess we've all been there. I appreciate the advice and the attention, though, so thanks!
tara said:If you really have midget porn links, please post them.