Anyone live between NJ and Florida that could lend a couch anf floor?

Hey Will, I'll house you... I'll house you down good.

But hey, you can come stay up here... but its pretty much in the exact OPPOSITE way that you are intending to go. But as many others have said already in this thread, I'll take the money as a safekeeps so that when your path DOES lead you this way, you can stay at my place.
 
Would everyone stay the FUCK off of my angle! Listen, Will, buddy, which one of these four houses that you have been invited to that are nowhere close to where you are heading and were simply offered to fool you into sending twenty dollars to a person you'll never see is actually in the south? Yeah, that's right. Mine. Bitches, back the Hell off. Will, I believe we have a deal to discuss.
 
We still wouldnt have that kind of money. My van is a gas hog... add all of the equipment, and it uses even more gas. I'll gladly book a tour if someone is willing to book a driver, van, hotel rooms, and the venues.

Now back on topic,

Anyone from here to Florida want to shack us up?