Anyone want a Christmas postcard?

[Brooks]

PM me addys!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

That was funny coming from Jace

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, I don't know you well enough.

 

[Will @ work]

Will Bozarth
344 Ogden Road
Wenonah, NJ 08090

PMs are against my religion... just like that stupid bitch that made my food at Wawa. She gave me a smaller sized sandwich than what i ordered.

me: "This is a Classic size?"
her: "I thought it said Shorti"
me: "No. It says Classic. Read the paper.":

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[W@W]

My supervisor said "Yeah, she's a real winner, that one..." I said "Of the special olympics, maybe."


btw, if you go to the address I posted, Laura is probably taking a shower, so go have some fun.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Haha.

 

[Captain Beard]

Can I take photos and share them with Jace? She seems to be interested.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Laughter does not equal interest... in photos. A good report afterwards would be good though.

 

[Captain Beard]

Fine, I'll give them to Cara then.

 

[flying_whale]

well, psychologists have discovered that laughter hides imminent bursts of passions when it comes to this shit. It is true, like if a chick laughst when she sees you cock, the best thing to do is to shove it up her vagina/ass. So i hear from psycologists!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

well, psychologists have discovered that laughter hides imminent bursts of passions when it comes to this shit. It is true, like if a chick laughst when she sees you cock, the best thing to do is to shove it up her vagina/ass. So i hear from psycologists!

theRAPISTS also believe that theory...

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Fine, I'll give them to Cara then.

psh, cara already has a whole photo album

 

[Captain Beard]

Of your hairy toes?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yes, my hairy finger toes.

 

[Captain Beard]

What about the fact your buttcrack extends to your neck?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

way to make me self-conscious...

 

[Captain Beard]

I was kidding. I mostly filmed the toilet. It just kept asking for pee-pee and threatening to bite tooshies.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

so that's why my butt hurts.