Anyone want a Christmas postcard?

[Captain Beard]

Likely so. It seemed to really prefer to talk to children, too. Mentioned Kristy Alley's kid or something.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

the full house kids?

regardless of whose kids they are, they should be fed to something

 

[flying_whale]

theRAPISTS also believe that theory...

lolz

and by rapists, you mean David?

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't rape, the ninjas do.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

lies. you know you want a piece of the action every so often

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, but I still don't jump in so I can have plausible deniability.

 

[flying_whale]

Yes, but I still don't jump in so I can have plausible deniability.

you basically just watch "live porn"

 

[Brooks]

Well, he'd watch dead porn if given the chance

 

[Anvil]

There's nothing wrong with getting off to a little homosexual necrophilia once in a while.

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't watch the males.

 

[Anvil]

Male... Female... Doesn't make a hole lot of difference when they're dead.

They're still going to sound the same.

 

[Liverslapper]

fap fap

 

[Brooks]

FAP FAP INDEED

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Morganna]

Jace has many secrets. One for example is that she has me and Warrel Dane in her closet as loomis bait remember that!

She feeds us every now and then, but she does miss treat us on occasion. LOL! Omg why am I nutty today. I guess I'm still thinking of that closet idea. Muhahhah.

I'm just joking around with ya Jace!

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

....not

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Brooks, my address is on the envelope with your Xmas card I sent

 

[Brooks]

Oh boy! Karen and Will....will.... get postcards! Everyone else is a frumious bandersnatch!

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