Originally posted by Analog_Kid
Hmm, I've given this some thought. Here's what you need to do: First, build a time machine,(hope you're good at quantum physics and have a general understanding of chaos theory. Maybe you should do this part under the supervision of a grown-up). Second, once your time machine is built, get in and set the controls to take you back to 1992, when corpsepaint was "in style" and actually made a difference, in some people's opinion, as to whether or not a person was tr00.
Another alternative to this would be to hang with a lot of penguins. If you can't make it out to the Arctic Circle, just visit a zoo near where you live.