Are Kangaroos 1/2 Human, 1/2 Rabbit?
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Nico
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spaffe
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Haha that rules. Kangaroos scare me, I think it's because they look so much like humans but act in such bizarre ways with all the boxing and jumping and what not 
spaffe said:Haha that rules. Kangaroos scare me, I think it's because they look so much like humans but act in such bizarre ways with all the boxing and jumping and what not
LOL, exactly. Along with the duckbilled platypus (which is venomous!), the kangaroo freaks me out the most, in that ODD way.
Erik
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So awesome. If nothing else is good about Australia, they damn well have the funniest looking animals anywhere on earth
Erik said:
So awesome. If nothing else is good about Australia, they damn well have the funniest looking animals anywhere on earth
HAHAHAHAHA!!! YES! That is so awesome. I really need to visit Australia badly. Such a wonderous place.
JayKeeley
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Last night I saw this thread, and it was called "Are kangaroos 1/2 Huma, 1/2 Rabbit", and I was like "what the heck is a Huma?". Doomcifer is pretty funny when he's buzzed.
Australia is remarkable. And the girls are filthy too.
I didn't know the platypus was venomous. Friggin' Oz, almost every other creature out there is filled with venom to the eyeballs.
Australia is remarkable. And the girls are filthy too.
I didn't know the platypus was venomous. Friggin' Oz, almost every other creature out there is filled with venom to the eyeballs.
JayKeeley said:Last night I saw this thread, and it was called "Are kangaroos 1/2 Huma, 1/2 Rabbit", and I was like "what the heck is a Huma?". Doomcifer is pretty funny when he's buzzed.
Australia is remarkable. And the girls are filthy too.
I didn't know the platypus was venomous. Friggin' Oz, almost every other creature out there is filled with venom to the eyeballs.
Ya, haha. I noticed it, then scrambled to fix it, then spelled humam, then had to fix it again to the right word.
Nico
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JayKeeley said:
Man I've always wanted a pet wombat. There's this ad on TV for some wildlife charity, and there's this boss sitting at a desk going over some paperwork, and he says "Sorry Barry, you've had three chances... we're gunna have to let you to", and the camera turns and it's a fucking wombat he's talking to. WTF?
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Isn't that a fucking trip!??!?! Awww look at that stupid duck beaver. HOLY SHIT I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!!!!JayKeeley said:
EDIT: Oh, it wasn't really explained, I just assumed it was before reading the whole thread.
They have these little spikey thingies on their back legs, I guess some sort of neurotoxin that can be quite dangerous, saw some special on it where some dude no longer had use of his left arm or something.http://www.kingsnake.com/toxinology/old/mammals/platypus.html
http://jn.physiology.org/cgi/content/full/85/3/1340
Bullet Ant
Picnic paramilitary of death!
If these guys show up at your picnic, throw the deviled eggs one way and run the other, because they will FUCK YOU UP. We know, its just an ant, youre thinking. True, but Paraponera clavata are huge ants (up to an inch long) that emit a shrill warning sound when attacking and have the most ass-whipping sting in the insect kingdom. Theyre found throughout Nicaragua and the Amazon River Basin and derive their cool-ass name from the fact that victims compare their sting to a gunshot wound. Hmm Youd think someone whod been shot would try to avoid gargantuan, shrieking ants. But it seems not.
Danger Level: FUCK!
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Platypus
Stupid-looking freak of death!
In the school yard of nature, platypuses are the dweebs with headgear and thick glasses. Theyre mammals, yet they lay eggs. They look like beavers, but have duck heads. Theyre full of contradictions. Animal bullies might want to think twice about stealing their milk money, though, since platypuses are also one of the worlds few venomous mammals. Males have a spur on their hind legs that they use during mating battles. It injects a venom capable of incapacitating humans and killing smaller creatures. The poison is unusual in that it attacks pain receptors, disabling its victims with pure agony.
Danger Level: FUCK!
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Stupid-looking freak of death!
In the school yard of nature, platypuses are the dweebs with headgear and thick glasses. Theyre mammals, yet they lay eggs. They look like beavers, but have duck heads. Theyre full of contradictions. Animal bullies might want to think twice about stealing their milk money, though, since platypuses are also one of the worlds few venomous mammals. Males have a spur on their hind legs that they use during mating battles. It injects a venom capable of incapacitating humans and killing smaller creatures. The poison is unusual in that it attacks pain receptors, disabling its victims with pure agony.
Danger Level: FUCK!
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Africanized Honey Bee
Socially organized honey-squirter of death!
These bees are nasty. (You would be too if you shared a wife with 25,000 other dudes.) Their sting isnt too bad, but these sons of beeches are crazy, man! Theyre far meaner than other bees and can be frenzied by movement up to 50 feet away. Once aggravated, AHBs take up to a week to calm down, and theyve killed thousands of people (by swarming and stinging them hundreds of times) since being introduced to Brazil some 40 years ago. Eager for more? You wont have long to wait. AHBs are now found in Texas, Arizona, and California and should spread throughout the South in the next decade.
Danger Level: FUCK!
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Doomcifer said:
Bullet Ant
I saw one of those shows with crazy Australian zoologists (not Steve Erwin though), where the guy climbed up some tree, captured a Bullet Ant, and let the mother fucker sting the crap out of his arm. No joke.
