Are metal heads all fat bastards????

[mattt]

hahahha!!!

you the man Todd!

 

[chrisvp]

you da man , absolute classic!!!!
Cheers...Chris

I'm built like the entire fucking brewery!

 

[Pedro]

Take it home and get out the sewing machine to bring it in, thats pretty metal eh?

 

[KoichCPA]

I don't have a sewing machine, I'm single.

 

[Dark Inspirations]

If your going to take it in with the Sewing machine, you migth as well whack out the ye' old stud gun, add some diamontes etc. I'm sure LT's got a stud gun laying around somewhere

 

[Chow Mai Dong]

Hey... Disco Tim, doesn't advertise.

 

[thehellishone]

"Ahhh Stu, your fish are dead."

"I know.......I can't get them out."

 

[requiem]

Metal requiem likes metal music....

 

[JACKO]

fuck, this happened to me yesterday
i bought a mayhem shirt from utopia, the only size they had was XL

 

[Goreripper]

You bought a shirt from Utopia? You must be fucking rich!

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Or fucking stupid... if not both!

 

[JACKO]

just stupid

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

at my school formal last night, my mates took their shirts off so i undid mine and i started dancing with some school chicks and they where pulling my shirt down and getting photo's with me even though i have a bit of a tummy )im not fat either, the lady where i got a suit from said i had petite arms![when i went to pick up my suit the chick behind the counter was wearing white see through pants with a white g-string])

 

[Goreripper]

If that was the case, why didn't you ask her to go with you?

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

I refuse to buy a shirt now unless its Small or Medium. Otherwise there is no point coz it just doesn't fit properly.

One Size Fits All is bullshit. When its way too wide and long it hardly fits does it...

 

[mattt]

if its too wide and too long its comfy

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Are we still talking about t-shirts?

 

[mattt]

 

[Dark Inspirations]

Are we still talking about t-shirts?

Guess everyones pretty bored, being summer and all, no criptic winter darkness (If that exists in Australia - not including the Australia's Dependency of Antarctica)

 

[requiem]

A good xl fits me fine. I'm about 6'2 mind you.... Metal shirts should only be for the generously statured. I'm not fat, but I could do with losing a few kilos. Goddamn beer....