Are YOU an assault victim?

[Haven]

Yes I was... A young "gentelman" (right more like punk) was trying to get my wallet and I stopped him... He pulled a knife, I am a blue belt in Ryu Kyu Katate. I busted his ass... His right hand is no longer useable... My thiery<sp>If he is stupid enough to attack me. Well I'm going to make him remember me... Every time he signs his name, every time he unzipps his fly, every time he ties his shoes, Hes going to think, "Damn I should't have screwed with that guy"

 

[Aggressor]

Luckily I havent been victimized, random violence isnt very common here, unless you walk in certain areas at certain time of the day, at a certain time of the week.

Though my friends greatest dream is getting jumped by a small albanian guy while walking home from training with his flail
Could be fun, I do not at all doubt he would kill anyone jumping him...

 

[Demonic Rapture]

Nah, I beat myself up enough. I really don't need any help with that.

 

[Jax]

Yes, only I'm not a victim, I'm a survivor.

 

[kkfootee]

Yes!!! I get assaulted at least 4 times a week, much to my bones displeasure... My taekwondo mates, you know... They're plain abusers!!

Pity me!!

 

[FailingAcension]

Yeah, in school. But I kicked the bitch so hard she ran away crying. Its a long story. Don't flame me. She earned it. In fact, she earned death, but thats illegal.

 

[NapalmForLunch]

Hitting a female is no worse than hitting a male. They want equal rights so show them equal rights.

 

[Stoner Rock Chick]

Lady Oracle took the words right out of my mouth! Thanks babe!

 

[Gums]

I got in a fight the other day and beat a guy and now he's charging me for assault.

 

[Sonnenritter]

Hitting a female is no worse than hitting a male. They want equal rights so show them equal rights.

I agree with that to some extent, but it really depends on the person(s) involved and the situation at hand.

Anyway, back to the original topic. I was hit from behind a few times, but the fucker ran off to his car. I had my revenge though. He didn't have a chance in a fair fight though. It doesn't work too well when you're 5'5" and trying to fight someone that's 6'3". Needless to say, he hasn't bothered me since.

Edit: I went back through the thread and read doomedmistress's post. That's one situation that the woman should not have been hit. It's even worse that it was her husband. In my opinion, that's the kind of person that needs to rot in a cell.

 

[bodomite]

Yes and I beat the shit out of the fucker!

 

[Lethe78]

So what's the score? Ever recieved an unprovoked assault? How bad was it if so? I myself spent yesterday in surgery after getting jumped on saturday by youths using their belts and buckles like maces. Great fun.

Dude, I am terribly sorry to hear that; I cannot imagine how horrible it must have been. I have luckily never had an experience like that.

People really suck....

 

[Immortality]

I have only been in two fights in my life. The first one was in 6th grade, some black kid pushed me in the seat and proceeded to punch me in the side of the head. I was kicking away like a motherfucker though, so it wasn't a total loss. The 2nd I wasn't "jumped" or anything, I actually started it. So I guess that one doesn't count.

 

[Steve]

I got in a fight the other day and beat a guy and now he's charging me for assault.

That sucks. Move to the USA! We'll be too busy blowing up a far away country to send you back for a while. Plus, we need more humor here
And charge him with assault too. He assaulted you too, you're just better than him. I'm not familiar with the canadian legal system, but it is similar to most others.
Eat lots of beans until you have to go to court. Then do something like this: (contains extremely immature jokes)

Bailiff: All rise for the honorable Judge Bob
*really long fart*
---
Lawyer: I would like to call _____, the victim to the witness stand
*really long fart*
*everyone stares towards you*
---
Lawyer: Mr. ___, in what way were you injured, and in what manner was it done?
*really long fart*
"victim"/asshole: No, it wasn't that bad
---
Lawyer: Do you believe you are being fairly charged?
*really long fart*
Gums: I think ASSault would be a bit more appropriate now...
---
Foreman of the Jury: Your honor, we find the defendant...
*really long fart*
gui...
*extremely long fart, followed closely after by another disgustingly long fart*
uhhh... guil...
*another series of disgusting farts*
errrrr... Not Guilty



It was really stupid, but it would be funny if you realy did do that.

If you get a really bad sentence and end up in prison, remember:

If you drop the soap, then it's best to smell bad

Steve

 

[Steve]

I never have been assaulted more than an asshole punching me a few times. I'm 6'6", so that's enough to scare away some people.
If you want something legal to protect yourself with, try this recipe for homemade pepper spray:
Take a small spray bottle. Any no-aerosol container with a spraying mechanism will do. That will be your bottle to put the solution in. Mix tabasco and hydrogen peroxide. add other liquid hot sauces to make it better. pour in a bit of other nasty fluids like witch hazel and isopropyl alcohol to make it better.
Self defense with ingrediants available in most grocery stores

Steve

 

[Lethe78]

I just carry a loaded handgun in my vehicle. I hope to hell that I never have to use it, but I firmly believe that it is better to own one and not need it, than to need one and not have it.