Ars Magna, you toggaf, Get in Here!!!

[dill_the_devil]

I quite dropping the kids off at the pool, particularly at work - there's something peculiarly satisfying about knowing you're getting paid for releasing the chocolate hostages.

 

[Ars Magna]

chocolate hostages!!! holy shit man!!! I just about passed out I laughed so hard at that!!!

You are correct, though. Nothing better than leaving a dump while being paid. Have you ever wondered why people say taking a shit? Are they really taking one? I certainly hope not. I never do. I leave them. Just wondering.

 

[skeptik]

My favorite slang I've ever come across about taking a shit would be seeing a man about a goat. I mean, wtf. :zombie:

 

[Demilich]

seeing a man about a goat.. :zombie:

wasn't there a list of such euphemisms posted on RC a while back?

 

[skeptik]

Probably, and I probably also commented on it.

 

[dill_the_devil]

chocolate hostages!!! holy shit man!!! I just about passed out I laughed so hard at that!!!

I did think of editing the message to the longer form, 'negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages', but I figured I'd leave it as it is.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Demilich]

Found the thread!

lolz!

 

[skeptik]

First fucking response...

 

[Demilich]

I stand by "Paying tribute to Dutch porn" as the highlight of the whole deal

 

[dorian gray]

Compare Ass Magnet's first few posts to when Dazed and Whatever first started posting here. Wasn't it he who gave us the gem: STOP! I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM WITH WHAT YOUR'RE DOING! Or maybe it was EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY. We've run off so many people I can't keep track

 

[dill_the_devil]

Dazed and Confused gave us that particular classic. EVERLOST provided us with 'ACCEPT GAY SEX'

 

[Ars Magna]

Compare Ass Magnet's first few posts

HEY!!! I resemble that comment!!

 

[dorian gray]

EVERLOST provided us with 'ACCEPT GAY SEX'

ahh yes. I don't think anyone coulda made a comeback after that one

 

[Demilich]

HEY!!! I resemble that comment!!

lol

"resemble"

EVERLOST provided us with 'ACCEPT GAY SEX'

So what ever became of our old buddy EVERLOSTINDICTIONARY? I think I pissed that guy off a little
What was it that finally broke the man's will to post at RC?

 

[dill_the_devil]

He's still here on occasion - he posted in the 'Who the hell are you guys?' thread the other day.

 

[dorian gray]

What was it that finally broke the man's will to post at RC?

I may be way off but it might have been our incessant rehashing of the "accept gay sex" slip-up. Every one of his posts was responded to by quoting that one line. It was fun while it lasted. Alas, poor EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY, we knew him well

 

[Demilich]

His advice on picking up chicks was priceless

He shall be missed.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Yeah, it was only a couple of steps above 'run at them with a booger on the end of your finger, they love that' in terms of effectiveness.

 

[skeptik]

The only thing that seemed to bother him was the "accept gay sex" bit.