[ART] Robot Vs Dwarf - The Ultimate Showdown!

[phlogiston]

I think this picture needs a story, and Salty has said he doesn't know why the robot and dwarf are fighting.

Let's make up some reasons!

Why are the robot and dwarf fighting, and what circumstances led a futuristic robot and a fanstasy dwarf to exist in the same world anyway?

 

[salty]

^ haha thats an awesome idea Phloggy.

Hows this...people can come up with ideas and suggestions...and then, once there is a few, we can have a poll and vote on the best.

When that has been decided, I will try and draw a background to match the scenario

 

[Bucko]

Salty cool drawing though...............The Dwarf stole his can of Premium Oil so he gonna cut him down to size.........

 

[Spiff]

The dwarf is a robot as well. Look outside the square, people!

 

[Lord Tim]

"I am your father"

"Nooo... Nooo.... That's not true... It's IMPOSSIBLE!!!"



The best bit is if the robot is actually the dwarf's father, after you've finished the graphic, you can go back and change it to something different and alter the story to whatever you like!

 

[Goreripper]

It's funny because it's true!

 

[salty]

I'll jump on my Commodore 64 and render out a CGI robot to replace the drawn one...and then composite a different dwarfs head onto that guy!

 

[Goreripper]

Then completely change all details of his past to make them fit in with your current vision.

 

[salty]

oh yeah...it doesnt matter what story gets used for this poll...because once everyone is used to the story and accepts it, I'll change it all.

I will also introduce a couple of characters...one will be called Jango Robot...The whole rareness and cool story of the robots design and outer casings will be negated by the fact that his predecessor will be the same, only a slightly different colour.

Oh, and forget about the robot working via servo's and mechanical parts...he now works due to a mystical race of creatures that live within him, in a symbiotic relationship that binds the universe together.

 

[Goreripper]

Oh, and forget about the robot working via servo's and mechanical parts...he now works due to a mystical race of creatures that live within him, in a symbiotic relationship that binds the universe together.

This just made me laugh so hard that, had I been drinking coffee, I would have scalded my nasal passages.

 

[salty]

 

[KoichCPA]

I think the real question here is, why the fuck is a robot using a sword?

 

[salty]

the glory of steel?

 

[salty]

If you prefer, I could replace the sword with a walky-talky?

 

[KoichCPA]

Replace the robot and the dwarf with ewoks and change the sword into a walkie talkie, we need a PG rating here mate.

 

[Mark]

You guys just don't get it - they're fighting over a WOMAN! Who just happens to be in the foreground, tits out, spreadeagled.

Yeah.

With LENS FLARES!

 

[Goreripper]

Mark's right! Where's the rest of the picture, salty?

 

[Blitzkrieg]

 

[Southy]

Your strange salty