as most of you know, i'm somewhat close with Warrel... look at this

[Shpongled]

I think the best April Fool's joke people can play nowadays is not doing one at all. This one was obvious as soon as I read 'wrist was shattered.' It was a very valiant effort though, Will

See, I just spoke with Jim on the telephone and he mentioned nothing of any of this

 

[-Rivfader-]

Omfg Its All Over Blabbermouth Go There!!!!!!!!

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

i like April Fools when people say bad shit that turns out to be false.

i hate April Fools when people say good shit that turns out to be false.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

ok i dont get it- will is this a joke or no ?

 

[Zob Rombie]

holy shit!

 

[Will Bozarth]

was a joke.

 

[MysticD]

was a joke.

You got us there :Spin:

 

[DiscipleofTruMetal]

was a joke.

YOU MOTHER FUCKERRRRRR!!!! ARGH... i would have cried myself to sleep for many weeks... ah... i knew it was an joke all along hehe... i'm sorry but theres just no replacing mr. loomis...he owns all.. i pray to him everynight before bed to grant me his guitar playing powers...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Whoah, you actually got some people.

 

[MetalSteph]

he emailed me when i was out


----- Original Message -----
From: sentientchef@nevermore.tv
To: mark.mcmahon2@verizon.net
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 2004 7:36 PM
Subject: Hey Will...


Will
Just wanted to let you in on some insider news in the band. Jeff shattered his right wrist in a car wreck. He lost all feeling in his arm. We have to replace him. This postpones our new release by at least a year. Do not worry, we will be back eventually. Jim got arrested on an indecent exposure charge after a late night of drinking with Chuck Billy. We baled him out, but that left us near broke. The weather isn't the only thing looking shitty on this side of the country. We may have to call it quits if things do not pick up.

W

Good try Will,

A little hint for next time...It would have been more believeable if Jim broke his wrist cause he's the accident prone one. And it would also seem more likely that Jeff would get arrested for indecent exposure, and why the hell would Jim be drinking with Chuck Billy? You should have made it someone who lives in Seattle. And could Nevermore ever replace Jeff??

A better April's fool's headline "Nevermore turn a new leaf and promote sobriety!"

 

[ms. anthrope]

eeek

 

[Lillitu]

Good try Will,

A little hint for next time...It would have been more believeable if Jim broke his wrist cause he's the accident prone one. And it would also seem more likely that Jeff would get arrested for indecent exposure, and why the hell would Jim be drinking with Chuck Billy? You should have made it someone who lives in Seattle. And could Nevermore ever replace Jeff??

A better April's fool's headline "Nevermore turn a new leaf and promote sobriety!"

ahahahaha. That would have been just as unbelievable though.

 

[Will Bozarth]

i tried

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

or, Jeff gives up porn

 

[MetalSteph]

or, Jeff gives up porn

Or WD gives up porn?!?!!?!?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

i was wondering if people actually believed it or were playing along lol

 

[Lillitu]

Or WD gives up porn?!?!!?!?

Van will give up utilikilts before that is likely to happen.

 

[Zob Rombie]

haha i was playin along

will first tried it in the channel on mIRC and we all agreed to play along if it were mentioned...

 

[Lordlucid]

I made a poopy when I read this thread... arrg damn April fools.

 

[Super Mahrio]

haha i was playing along...
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAH@Porn and indecent exposure!!