at what time of teh day does this forum get JAM PACKED with FUN!!!?!

[Chromatose]

You probably need to be using confederate dollars to win her over.

 

[Metal head87]

For two 5 dollar bills, I want half a lap dance, whatever that may be

Besides, I can't use these anywhere else. No machines will take torn money

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

leg dance.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Can we at least get some buttcheek or two? Maybe a whale tale?

 

[Shpongled]

If I'm paying a women any amount of money for anything, it's gonna be cleaning my apartment, doing my dishes, or cooking me food.

 

[Captain Beard]

Your persuasion techniques have no power over me.

Similiar to "You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey?!"

*puts on WHITE robe and wizard hat*

How about now?

 

[Anvil]

WOW.... Wiggles!

 

[Captain Beard]

*is cooler*

*claps*

 

[El Stormo]

Similiar to "You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey?!"

Through Dangers untold and hardships un-numbered
I have fought my way here to the castle,
beyond the goblin city,
to take back the child which you have stolen





Also, Cara wins the thread.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Curses. Well at least I still have my popcorn.

 

[flying_whale]

hey jace,
If jeff would read the board, would you post your boobs?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I think every other female has shown boobs. Bras are acceptable. YOU'RE IN THE MINORITY! YOU JEW! Wait, I don't think Isabel has. There you go, then. I was right.

i don't recall doing anything of the sort...


of course my 16 penises probobly rule me out of the "female" category...

 

[Jace_Mereel]

hey jace,
If jeff would read the board, would you post your boobs?

If he met me for dinner and a movie, I'll think about it. Warrel, make this happen.

 

[derek]

Heh, I see what you did there...

*shrug* There's really not contrivance in it, since that's always been my natural style. Um, sorry it bothers you.

I was just being a caustic bastard, take no heed.

and Martin, YEP! It's a dress.


edit: Holy Shit CARA! I just smingled my breakfast mcsmereal!

 

[Lunar Still]

*is cooler*

This needed to be carried on to page 3.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

*is cooler*

They looked better with hair.

 

[Chromatose]

Thankfully she keeps them shaved now.