ATTN: guy at work who washes hands before pissing

[azal]

What do you have, a golden cock?

Get over your "self," B.

 

[mindspell]

Germ-free weewee..

 

[xfer]

Well, he handles filthy things like money and toner ink and stuff all day. He doesn't want to spoil the taste.

 

[azal]

Also a big fuck you to the dude who likes to take out thirty hand towels and put them on top of the sop dispenser.

Good lookin' champ.