Attn: Salty

[Spruce Goose]

Hey mate....

This might sound a bit strange, but I was wondering if you could draw me a giant cock.

I'm in a fuck around band with 2 mates and we are called Knobbin

We have a gig on New Years (just at a mates place) and we want to release our debut album there.... The album will probably be called MASSIVE COCKS.

For the album cover, we want a massive cock with golden wings flying above the city and terrorizing the people below. I'm a graphic Designer, but I can't really draw for shit..... You reckon you could draw me a massive cock with wings that I could incorporate into the album cover?

Just 1 colour or whatever cause I will trace around it in Illustrator

 

[Sydo]

Thread Of The Year!!

 

[Spruce Goose]

The album title comes from the name of one of the songs... The lyrics might help you visualize the drawing:

Massive Cocks - Knobbin

(Rap Intro)
The lyrical genius
Enter Boomslang
The bigger the hoochie
The better the bang

I'm playin with hearts
Like Victor Chang
The only difference
Is the Size of my wang
Check it....

Verse:
Line em up on the runway
Erect and ready for battle
Destroying the girls of the world
like an abattoir slaughters cattle

With Golden wings attached to the shaft
They'll dominate the skies
You better get some goggles
Incase it drips into your eyes

Chorus:
MASSIVE COCKS, flying through the atmosphere
Oh my god, I shot a load in her ear
MASSIVE COCKS, launching into outer-space
Fetch a towel, I pumped a dose in her face
MASSIVE COCKS, gliding through the summer air
Overshot now she has some moose for her hair
MASSIVE COCKS, come along for the ride
Don't bother running cause you got nowhere to hide
Oh, Massive Cocks.



(BTW - this song, and all Knobbin songs are jokes and muck around. Not intended to offend the girls of this board, or any gilrs... We also write songs about our own downfalls... like hairy balls... )

 

[Spiff]

 

[Goreripper]

I'm playin with hearts
Like Victor Chang
The only difference
Is the Size of my wang

Genius!

 

[Spruce Goose]

Now that is multi-layered

 

[Dän]

 

[salty]

haha...um...sure.

Very important question though...

balls, or no balls?

And what sort of style do you want it? just line art? Like...heavy line art or sketchy line art? If you're tracing it in Illustrator you'll probably just want heavy sort of line art with no shading yeah?

Also, feathered wings or bat wings?

 

[Spruce Goose]

I want it to be sleazy....

Like... if you saw this cock flying in the sky, you'd shit yourself.

Probably bat style wings......
Yeah, if you can add the balls that would be good.... but if it looks better without then no balls.
It doesn't really matter what style... I can use it however........ I'd say just Heavy Line art and then I can add my own shadows to suit it's surroundings and stuff..

Cheers mate.... I owe ya one!

 

[Spruce Goose]

Actually... feathered wings would look cool too..........

Whatever you are better at drawing, and whichever wings you are more comfortable placing onto a giant cock.....

How about making it drool from the end like it's very fucking hungry..... with razor teeth...... haha... Like a Nazgul from LOTR.. YEAH BABY

 

[Spiff]

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

I'm not even sure how to spell that, which shows how often I use the word.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hey mate....

This might sound a bit strange, but I was wondering if you could draw me a giant cock.

Ok, this is officially the best opening sentence to a thread in the history of the internet...

 

[salty]

so as if you're looking up at it in the sky? perspective wise?

 

[Spiff]

Come on, I'm sure we all felt like asking Salty this at some point but were just too chicken.

 

[Dän]

Hey mate....

This might sound a bit strange, but I was wondering if you could draw me a giant cock.

haha sigged

 

[Goreripper]

I was trying to find a picture of the cover of the Viscera/Purulent Sperm Canal split EP with the flying cock on it, but I couldn't find one.

 

[Spruce Goose]

Yeah has to be a helmet..... so circumsised.....

And yeah, I guess I want the cock to look as if it were hovering above you ready to ooze sleaze straight into your eyes.

Whatever you draw, I will fit the background around that.... So cock on my good man

 

[Shannow]

Fox has a flying cock on one of his videos on the link Brian gave me the other week.

 

[Spiff]

I think this one might be a keeper.

 

[TinMan666]

I want it to be sleazy....

Like... if you saw this cock flying in the sky, you'd shit yourself.

this is the funniest part.