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Draft Dodging Scarecrow

Year of Mao Zedong
Sep 25, 2003
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in the minds of children everywhere
I was just pissing in the bathroom where we have our washing machine and a load of clothes was being washed. As I started to piss, the washing machine started to shake violently making me think that the puppet that lives in the trashcan on sesame street was going to pop out.

that is all

(btw, I have to write a research paper on illegal immigration by monday. teh sucks)
 
update: My rough draft (does a dash need to go there?) is due tomorrow, but I've had a fever since saturday afternoon and was only able to write three out of my five pages. But don't worry, I have my final sources, notecards, and other stuff, ya know. I just need to write on my final section of the paper and my conclusion.

And maybe this is the 103.6 fever talking, but I just watched "I Am Sam" and found it to be a very good movie.
 
Writing a paper while unable to remember the name Oscar the Grouch is probably not the best idea for a budding young student.

You should go do drugs instead.