Australia's New Air Force 1 - did anyone hear about it ?

[spawn]

But why does he need two? Does one fly as a diversion so the terrorists don't know which one he's on?

Well, what if one breaks down? Or if they need to send Costello somewhere when Howard is already using the plane?

 

[KoichCPA]

he can fly virgin like the rest of us plebs

 

[machine]

It's all over Canberra that John's hung like a rogue elephant.

 

[9mm]

Howard probably got a two-for-one plane deal. I have a feeling the salesperson was probably a woman, and couldn't resist his manly charms so she threw in an extra plane if he slept with her.

It's those bushy eyebrows, the chicks dig them.

 

[Shannow]

Saw the plane on T.V. tonight, pulling up at the front of a red carpet for the APEC meeting.

Guess it's OK for us to start to see the beast now.