Awesome - A new threat to Hasselhof!

[lizard]

http://www.stevenseagal.com/music.html

 

[azal]

I need a copy of this so bad it's not even funny.

 

[lizard]

 

[lizard]

dude, songs from the crystal cave is already "bubbling up the charts in France!"

 

[azal]

I hear that bootleg versions of the album are making their rounds in indian reservations around the US.

 

[azal]

no seriously, I have to have this.

Owning this album will mean endless nights of drinking and cranking this with my friends.

I have a group of friends that are huge Seagal fans (well in a sarcastic sense) We know we sucks but have all the movies and know all the lines.

 

[lizard]

some black dude was trying to peddle them at the corner of James and Broad yesterday! Seagal is leaping across racial divides.

 

[mindspell]

Dude, I have friends that quote Above the Law and Hard to Kill on a regular basis. I have to find this somewhere...

"Ritchie! Anybody know where Ritchie's at? Ritchie!"

 

[lizard]

well his movies are endlessly entertaining in that they suck, but its hard to really screw up an action movie.

 

[Firedwarf]

oh my god oh my god!!!

 

[azal]

"Which one? The one with the nipples you can dial a phone with?"

that's from Glimmer Man I think.

 

[azal]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hello new wallpaper!

 

[Firedwarf]

its hard to really screw up an action movie.

Yes. Matrix sequels.

 

[xfer]

ummm this is really weird but you guys know that Seagal is the honest-to-goodness Protector of one of the most important Tibetan spiritual figures around now?

Renji, the 20-year-old daughter of Tibet's 10th Panchen Lama, occupies a unique role in her country's history, and the struggle between its independence and the desire for Chinese-backed lamas to be recognized as legitimate. and Seagal is her guardian!

http://www.phayul.com/news/article.aspx?id=6447

 

[lizard]

or is he just sleeping with her.

 

[xfer]

according to the article, he's not! she is really cute, though...let me see if i can find a picture.

(she also seems like a spoiled, shallow asshole)

 

[azal]

The only movie that sucks is Medicine Man because there's too much antidote making and too little karate chop ass kicking.

 

[xfer]

i can't, sorry.

 

[xfer]

MEDISHIN MAN

I FOUND THE CURE TO THE PLAGUE OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY...BUT NOW I'VE LOSHT IT!

 

[mindspell]

Aikido chop ass kicking..