azal, did u burn my embassy

when i saw this one the news i was like 'omg, azal' (in my head it was in O-M-G format too)
this is what the internet does to a person
 
i prob would've rolled over the numbers back to zero

someone should write alternate-history xfer fanfic in which i get fired the first day of teaching and go back to having a library job where i can post all day.
 
i think together greg and i could write some serious fanfic based on any # of things including, but not limited to:

- alex's jobs
- alex's hair
- iron maiden
- cats
- people who hate dogs (alex)**
- dinosaurs
- Ndume the gorilla
- warlocks with purple beards

** should be 'person' as alex is like the highlander, the only doghater in the world