Ballad of broke back mountain dude

MAmma don't let your babies grow up to be gay cowboys. Yer" Dead


aawww... cold.
the guy wasnt even gay. he just played a cakeboy for that movie.

that does bring up a question for the guys on the board, though.

if you were getting paid the $$ this guy got paid for that movie, would you play a gay role in a major film [i mean, kissing a guy and at least letting a scene be shot where it was 'insinuated' that you were being, um... intruded?
 
aawww... cold.
the guy wasnt even gay. he just played a cakeboy for that movie.

that does bring up a question for the guys on the board, though.

if you were getting paid the $$ this guy got paid for that movie, would you play a gay role in a major film [i mean, kissing a guy and at least letting a scene be shot where it was 'insinuated' that you were being, um... intruded?

Yes I would. By Hollywood standards I suppose the paychecks were light but it woud be a shitload of cash for someone like me since I wouldn´t spend it on speedballs.

Guess it was enough for him to keep up his habits.
 
About his sexual orientation...

...why was he dating Gollum?

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aawww... cold.
the guy wasnt even gay. he just played a cakeboy for that movie.

that does bring up a question for the guys on the board, though.

if you were getting paid the $$ this guy got paid for that movie, would you play a gay role in a major film [i mean, kissing a guy and at least letting a scene be shot where it was 'insinuated' that you were being, um... intruded?

This would be so much easier to answer if I were a girl.
 
aawww... cold.
the guy wasnt even gay. he just played a cakeboy for that movie.

that does bring up a question for the guys on the board, though.

if you were getting paid the $$ this guy got paid for that movie, would you play a gay role in a major film [i mean, kissing a guy and at least letting a scene be shot where it was 'insinuated' that you were being, um... intruded?

Yep. I think the kissing would be worse, the pretending to be intruded...whatever.

I have a son with autism and despite going to college and making good money, the cost of getting him help has left me pretty much check to check and struggling.

On a side note; when this movie came out it just made people in your face goofy about it. This bitch at work was talking about it one day and asked if I had seen it, I said no.
Are you going to see it?
I don't plan on it.
Why not?
It's a movie about gay cowboys. I'm not interested in being gay or a cowboy.
You're a homophobe aren't you?
That must be it. Did you see soul plane?
No
Racisit.
 
I feel the same. The "sexual orientation"-factor was way out of propotion. It´s a drama about two men who have a secret crush on eachother. But since people are so obesssed with the kissing and assfucking... well. There are like a million pornos with real man on man fudgepacking and kissing if they really need it that bad.

So people who don´t like blacksploitation or bollywood films (I don´t like them at all) are racists? Yes... that´s it! And then we have the "gay men are more sensitive and therefore better humans than straight men"-shit. One of the biggest pricks I know is a open gay dude and he´s a rude, shittalking douche.

I haven´t seen the movie yet. My mom´s got it so I´ll borrow it some day.

Hope you enjoyed my little rant, feels good to do it once in a while. As I am an insensitive heterosexual, womanbashing, racist, pretty fair-skinned guy this is the only way I´ll be happy!
 
aawww... cold.
the guy wasnt even gay. he just played a cakeboy for that movie.

that does bring up a question for the guys on the board, though.

if you were getting paid the $$ this guy got paid for that movie, would you play a gay role in a major film [i mean, kissing a guy and at least letting a scene be shot where it was 'insinuated' that you were being, um... intruded?

Sue, that's nowhere even close to "Indecent Proposal!" For a split second, I thought you'd be asking,

"So, would you be the gay bitch in a flamin' gang-rape flick for (use Dr. Evil's voice here) ONE MILLION DOLLARS?"

Jurched
 
I did not see it and was never interested. I saw a clip of Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding in South Park though.
And no, I would probably never take the role. Kissing a man makes me feel hell a lot uncomfortable and as I've been three times like "in front of a camera" I know that I would have to undergo such a short moment like million times. So no, thanks.
 
Sue, that's nowhere even close to "Indecent Proposal!" For a split second, I thought you'd be asking,

"So, would you be the gay bitch in a flamin' gang-rape flick for (use Dr. Evil's voice here) ONE MILLION DOLLARS?"

Jurched

well... would you?
:p
 
Hope you enjoyed my little rant, feels good to do it once in a while. As I am an insensitive heterosexual, womanbashing, racist, pretty fair-skinned guy this is the only way I´ll be happy!

I'm not racisit but I find racist jokes to be funny.:lol:
 
Billy, is that going to be one of the new Ballads on the tour? Or, you could put a brokeback mountain twist into A.I.D.S.

As far as not seeing Brokeback Mountain, I don't think it has anything to do with being a homophobe. If a movie preview doesn't draw my interest, then I'm not going to watch it. Now, would I want to see a movie where Reinaldo & Elan are making out and have a secret crush on each other, the answer is no, that's not my thing. I like comedy, action, horror and a little bit of sci-fi.
 
"We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain’game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts," Jackson said. "It was one of those games."

:lol:
 
I think the aplogy was funnier than the joke.

Indeed!

"If I've offended any horses, Texans, cowboys or gays, I apologize," Jackson said.

Why do people put so much faith and trust in actors? If a person plays a homo cowboy, soldier during the Tet-offensive, mountaineer or transsexual, people look to them to find facts about being one of the things above. No one ever asked any real gay cowboy what he thought about the movie. i´d love if they interviewed one and he totaly ripped it apart:

"Well, that Ledger guy sure gut some pretty teeth but he wouldn´t last 30 seconds in a real assfucking."

Fuckfarts.