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From the register:

SUMMARY: The OCC is proposing to amend its regulations implementing the
Bank Secrecy Act (BSA) governing the confidentiality of a suspicious
activity report (SAR) to: Clarify the scope of the statutory
prohibition on the disclosure by a financial institution of a report of
a suspicious transaction, as it applies to national banks; address the
statutory prohibition on the disclosure by the government of a SAR, as
that prohibition applies to the OCC's standards governing the
disclosure of SARs; clarify the exclusive standard applicable to the
disclosure of a SAR, or any information that would reveal the existence
of a SAR, by the OCC is ``to fulfill official duties consistent with
the purposes of the BSA;'' and modify the safe harbor provision in its
rules to include changes made by the Uniting and Strengthening America
by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct
Terrorism (USA PATRIOT) Act. These amendments are based upon a similar
proposal being contemporaneously issued by the Financial Crimes
Enforcement Network (FinCEN).

So um...Any objections/agreeances/sudden random nuances in subjective thought processes?

EDIT: Some links...

http://cryptome.com/0001/occ030909.htm
http://cryptome.com/0001/ots030909.htm
http://cryptome.com/0001/fincen030909.htm
 
Prowl paused to collect his words as Jazz looked at him expectantly.

“Jazz, do you remember the conversation we had a while before we left for our different units?” the tactician asked.

“Which one, we had lotsa differen’ conversations before we left. To which one would ya be referrin’ to?” asked the smaller silver ‘bot. Prowl glared at Jazz briefly – the saboteur wasn’t making this at all easy.

“The one we had about taking our friendship further, and becoming physically and emotionally closer and more intimate. The one where I foolishly decided that it wasn’t the right time, that we should wait till later.”

“Yeah, I remember that one.” said Jazz. So what’re ya saying? That the right time is now, or that ya still wanna wait?” Jazz asked, cocking his head at the black-and-white mech in front of him, but making no other move.

It was Prowl who closed the distance, laying one hand on the silver mech’s shoulder.

“I think the right time is now, that is, if you do too?” he asked the smaller ‘bot. “What do you think?” he asked, fighting to keep control as his inner fears mushroomed. Had Jazz changed his mind, or found somebody else in his absence. After getting Jazz back, was he going to effectively lose him again?

“Ya know what I think, Prowlie?” Jazz said.

“What?” Prowl asked.

“I think we’re wastin’ precious time, man.” Jazz said. Then he had magnetised his hands and feet and crawled up the slightly larger ‘bot so Jazz’s hands were on his shoulders, and they were face to face. Then Jazz leaned in before Prowl could say any more, and pressed his metal lips to Prowl’s.

Prowl’s reaction was almost instinctive. He lifted his arms to circle the saboteur’s body, to support and embrace him at the same time. He returned the kiss with equal intensity, revelling in the feel of Jazz’s engine purrs which were sending vibrations through his own chassis. Somewhere in his processors, the possibility that this was neither the time nor the place to start interfacing briefly stirred, but was swept away as quickly by the rising tide of emotion. Prowl had been accused often enough of being unemotional, but the simple truth was that he was simply good at disguising the depths to which his emotions ran. Given the correct trigger, he was as emotional as any other ‘bot, and by Primus, Jazz had just hit the spot!

Jazz shifted position, trying to hike himself higher up on Prowl, and Prowl staggered: Jazz was only a little smaller than him and the configuration of the two joined ‘bots was distinctly top-heavy. Prowl backed up, felt his aft hit the edge of something large and flat, and turned, briefly using an arm to sweep aside the objects that lay atop it. Luckily they were either not breakable or of a tough material: as the objects from the top of the Prime’s desk scattered over the floor, Prowl lay Jazz atop the Autobot leader’s desk, and carefully pulled the magnetised hands from his shoulders as he broke the kiss.

He released Jazz’s hands to use his own to pin the saboteur’s shoulders to the desk as he pressed his lips to the silver ‘bot’s neck seam, kissing it and teasing it with his metal glossa, probing and rubbing at the sensitive edges. Jazz squirmed, crying out as his lover stimulated an area that was sensitive in almost all Cybertronians, be they mech or femme, Autobot or Decepticon. His body twisted on the desk as he arched up, and his arms rose and his hands sought and found the back of Prowl’s cranial unit. The sharp-tipped digits gently explored the tactician’s helm, probing and pressing into every crack and seam they found, sending hot pulses firing along Prowl’s circuitry.

His hands lifted from Jazz’s shoulders to slide up his neck and settle about his audios, caressing and stroking the delicate structures lovingly. Jazz’s audios, he realised, were definitely sensitive: the silver ‘bot beneath him cried out as he fingered the textured equipment, moaning and gasping in a manner that could not be interrupted as anything other than desire.

At that point, Prowl himself twitched as those clever fingers discovered and explored his sensitive sensor-chevron.

“Jazz-AH!” he cried, arching at the contact and faltering in his own digital manipulation. His jerk pulled him free of the teasing silver appendages, and Jazz looked up uncertainly at his two-tone partner. who immediately brought his heads back down and began stroking the audios again.

“No, J-Jazz, please don’t st-stop.” Prowl stuttered out, his vents cycling faster and more erratically. Jazz replaced his fingers on the chevron and stroked the two prongs in a manner that knocked any last lingering doubts of the suitability of what they were doing and where straight into subspace.

Prowl took his hands from the saboteur’s delicate audios and placed them on his waist to move the little silver ‘bot further on to the table, and sighed in relief as he slid on next to him, balanced on his side. He used one hand to prop himself up: the other he began running along Jazz’s waist and hip, up and down and along the smooth curved lines of his thighs. Prowl had to admire Jazz’s style: not only had he chosen an alt that looked good as a car, but one that made the translation to robot beautifully. Jazz’s gorgeously curved limbs could be attributed to the designers of the Solstice he had scanned.

Jazz sighed and the blue hue of his visor dimmed as he began to hum in pleasure. Prowl looked down at his friend with a sudden surge of gratitude. This beautiful, gorgeous mech had chosen to offer himself to him, and like an idiot, he had almost thrown that chance away. He thanked Primus that he’d been given this glorious second chance. Jazz had had the right of it earlier: they had been wasting time, and Prowl did not intend to waste another astrosecond. Sliding down a little, he began running his fingertips over Jazz’s radiator grille and bestowing kisses on that gloriously curved waist.

Jazz cried out and arched again, and Prowl took that opportunity to slide one of his hands under Jazz’s body and stroke that wonderfully supple spinal structure. The hand stroked up and down and Jazz reached for Prowl’s own back, but as Prowl’s head was down at Jazz’s waist, Jazz could only reach the head again: one hand went to the chevron again as the other traced down to Prowl’s own audios.

Jazz whined in desire: he had never realised the staid tactician had such skill in interfacing, never realised how much passion the mech possessed deep inside, hidden beneath his accepted reserve. He felt privileged to be the one who was able to help him shed the reserve like an old, unwanted alt, to be the one to release that passion. He had always suspected there were hidden depths to Prowl, and as the tactician cried out and his grip tightened, Jazz was thankful that he was in a position now to plumb them.

Prowl caressed the silver mech’s back, then wriggled his other arm under Jazz’s back. Propping himself up on his elbows, he used one hand to lift Jazz from the table surface, enough that he could touch and begin to caress one of his sensitive doorwings. Jazz twitched and cried out again, the touch was driving him towards overload, but he couldn’t touch Prowl’s own door wings, didn’t want to go into overload and leave Prowl still needful, still charged. Much as he wanted to overload he tried to fight it, he wanted to give Prowl pleasure the way Prowl was giving pleasure to him. He had no idea that Prowl was closer to overload than he realised: Prowl got a charge from caressing his lover as much as from being caressed by him.

Unaware of the smaller mech’s dilemma, Prowl caressed the lines of the door wing, dipped his head again to touch his glossa against Jazz’s chest and teasingly probe at his seams and catches with it. Prowl felt Jazz’s charge building as the smaller ‘bot bucked and squealed in desire. Prowl wanted to make Jazz overload, could feel that he himself was close to the edge. Jazz’s touches to his sensitive audios and his sensor array were pushing him closer to that overload, although e suspected that Jazz would be the first to go. He didn’t mind, when he rebooted maybe he could get Jazz to finish what he had started?

Both the mechs were so preoccupied that neither of them heard the door to the office open and then close. Nether was aware that they were no longer alone in the office, that they were being watched, that the watcher could see the situation. Jazz’s optics were flashing on and off as he tried to hold back his impending overload, and Prowl’s optics were focused on Jazz’s chest, so neither of them saw the watcher silently approach.

The touch of hands on Prowl’s doorwings was unexpected but skilled, and Prowl was too far gone at that point to wonder whose hands they were. They were too big and the wrong configuration to be Jazz’s, but Prowl was beyond reasoning this and beyond caring. The skilled caresses were all he needed to throw him straight into one of the biggest overloads he had ever experienced. Energy crackled over his frame as he arched into the hands and screamed Jazz’s name, even as the safeties kicked in and temporarily shut him down to guard against overheating.

Jazz himself was equally close to overloading, and as the energy of Prowl’s overload washed over him, it pushed Jazz into overload as well. He arched, cried out, and his limbs locked, he shook violently as his engine revved up to it’s maximum. Then he too went limp, and the blue of his visor dimmed as he slid into a light recharge.

Optimus Prime looked down with content at the two mechs. He had seen How Jazz was holding back, guessed the problem and acted accordingly.

Anything to help…
 
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“What?! All night, working, with him?!” Squidward asked loudly while he pointed at the giggling Sponge.

Mr. Krabs grinned. “Twenty four hours a day, everyday!” He smirked.

“Will you be here?” Squidward asked, his face in a deep frown.

“No, 'course not, I got a date.” And with that he walked out chuckling.

Spongebob, oblivious to the anger on Squidwards face, started jumping up and down.

“Won't this be great Squidward?! It will be like a sleepover, only we'll be sweaty and covered in grease!” His smile grew more and more as his eyes sparkled, Squidward just glared.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

And that is how Squidward knew his life was going to be a living hell.

It was starting to get late, and the squid was starting to get irritable, he glared as Spongebob cleaned the place, making it sparkle and glow.

He sighed, “Who in the hell goes out at three in the morning to eat a Krabby Patty?!”

Spongebob stopped and looked up at the other, “Squidward, you said a bad word!” He exclaimed.

Squidward simply rolled his eyes at the bumbling idiot, why waste words on this creep, he had much better things to do then that.

Like reading a music magazine, that was fun to him, he was constantly reading artist books, just as much as normal people read porn. He glanced up to see the yellow sponge bending over as he was trying to get something that looked like gum off the floor. For such a square guy, Spongebob had a very round and soft bottom, Squidward quickly snapped out of it. 'Damn Spongebob.' He glared at the boy.

Now, Squidward knew it wasn't normal to think such things of the neighbor who made his life a living hell. He couldn't possibly understand why this boy was always in his thoughts, always haunting his mind, causing him to stay up half the night, if not the full night.

Damn insomnia.

Then, a huge smirk appeared on the Squids mouth, he could enjoy this night, it would be risky, but worth it. I mean, who would possibly visit that place at that time.

“Spongebob?” Squidward asked, as he looked at the boy.

“Mmm, yes Squiddy?”

“Come. Here.” He stated, his voice low and slightly seductive.

“Okay!” The Sponge smiled, his eyes bright and full of joy and innocence.

Squidward hated that, the joy that was always in the boys face, always happy, oblivious to real life.

And that innocence, he needed to be taught a lesson on life, and Squidward was going to have to be the teacher.

Once Spongebob got to where Squidward was, the blue man looked at him.

“Sit.” He demanded calmly.

“Aye aye, Captain.” Spongebob giggled.

Squidward almost felt guilt, almost felt shame, but Spongebob deserved this.

And besides, before it was done, the Sponge would get pleasure.

“So, what did you want to-” But Spongebob was quickly cut off by Squidward as he pressed his lips to the Sponge's. After a second the Squid licked the boys lip, which caused the blond to gasp in shock and he opened his mouth, Squidward then put his tongue in the mouth and played with Spongebob's tongue, Spongebob slowly started to kiss back.

Squidward got bored of that quick and decided to press on, he slowly went down to Spongebob's shirt and started to unbutton it, Spongebob pulled off and looked at the blue one.

“What are you doi-” He was cut off again, but this time by a finger being pressed on his lips.

“Look, you are going to shut up, and you are going to take it.” Squidward simply stated as he moved the shirt away from the boy, showing his nice yellow stomach, which had holes all around it.

He then looked lower, at the Sponge's pants.

“Squidward...” Spongebob muttered looking away as the Squid started unbuttoning and removing the younger boys pants.

The squid the started the removal of his clothes. “I said be quiet.” He stated calmly.

As he finished, he looked at the other and realized that he forgot to remove the boys underwear.

“Oops.” He smirked as he moved them quickly.

He sighed as he moved his erect member to Spongebob. “You better lick it, or you will be hurting.”

And with that Spongebob put the foreign object in his mouth and licked it until it was properly moist.

“I will warn you, this is going to hurt.” Squidward stated as he turned the boy around, so now he could see that beautiful rear.

And then, before the boy could have even progressed it, Squidward thrusted his member into the sponges hole.

Spongebob screamed loud, the pain was unimaginable, he screamed at each movement, each thrust.

The Squid sighed before moving slightly and started moving his member in and out more gentle, causing the younger one to be in extreme pleasure. He screamed and moaned at each movement until finally he came onto the table. The Squid moved in and out a couple more times before finally reaching his climax and then released his load into the boy.

He stayed there for a moment before moving away from the Sponge, he started to put on his clothes. As he sighed he looked over at the boy. “You better not mention this to anybody, got it?” He threatened as he finished getting dressed, Spongebob nodded before slowly getting up and dressed.

Teary eyed he started to clean the table. Squidward watched for a little before grabbing his magazine, he started to read again.

Spongebob was right, they may not have been covered in grease, but they sure were sweaty. The Squid smirked at that as he continued to read.
 
There are nights when he forgets he’s a pirate; he forgets the fact that his duty is to his ship and crew. He forgets that he has no choice but to be the ‘Captain’, a title he fought so hard to get.

On those nights, when he’s mind is hazy with sleep, liquor or pain he lets himself dream of olive skin and dark brown hair, he imagines tracing his calloused fingers over the hard plains of a blacksmith’s muscled chest. Embracing the idea of waking up to dark Spanish eyes looking at him with love and a warm body pressed into his side.

But then he wakes up, to a rocking ship and the sound of the crew getting ready to start the day, or more recently to one of the whores he hires to forget the man plaguing his dreams.

He tries to focus more on the ‘Pearl’ and making her happy, try’s to immerse himself in his captains’ duties, and failing miserably.

He has tried to replace the tight searing heat of the others arse clenching around his throbbing member with the loose whores in Tortuga, and the scratches short blunt nails left on is back with the almost gashes that long sharp nails lave behind. In short he has tried to forget his blacksmith and does not let himself think about a life without piracy, because it’s too late for that now. He refuses to think of the man that left him for a governor’s daughter and the safety that land would bring. Except on those night the one that torture him with heavy fantasies and painfully loved memories.

On those nights he thinks of Will (and even the name is painful to think about) and what they could have had if he wasn’t a pirate. He thinks of that wonderful body and the beautiful moans that escaped it every time he drove into it (yes Jack. More! Please jack!). He thinks of the mornings after that would never happen, of going to sleep with someone to hold on to and waking up happy, with a lover to call his own. But then he remembers, He’s Captain Jack Sparrow and his duty is to his ship and crew. And that those Spanish eyes always looked at another, just like that heart he made pound for what seemed like hours at a time, never actually beat for him. He remembers that William loves another and that a small sparrow could never compete against the gracefulness and beauty of a swan, no matter how much it wants to.

So he doesn’t let himself think about love, passion and most of all pain. He launches himself into the role of the ‘crazy captain’, hoping that if he keeps it out of his mind the memories would be erased from his heart. But, there are always those nights when he forgets to be a pirate, and remembers how to be a lover. Yes, there are always those nights. And for some reason he doesn’t know if he should hate or cherish them, because even if they bring agony, they mean that he once had Will turner no matter how short a time it was.