From the dank, icky darkness next to the hot water heater comes BASEMENTUM. BASEMENTUM plays raw, primitive, basement-dwelling Black Metal. BASEMENTUM is already notorious in the basement-dwelling scene for burning down several comic book stores that refused to stock Magic: The Gathering cards, while LORD SINISTER VON DOOMENSTEIN is known for his vicious and hateful Counterstrike skills and radical intolerance towards diceless role-playing. Fanzines and websites, do not approach BASEMENTUM for any promo pictures (as LORD DOOMENSTEIN's psiorasis is acting up).
Titles from their abmysmally blasphemous debut include:
Mountain Dew Bottle Filled With Piss (and Evil)
Malevolent Dungeon Master of Despair
Insatiably Decadent and Satanic Hot Pocket
I Won't Mow the Lawn (Mom)
The Hot Water Heater Leaked on my Nightwing Comics
Insidiously Morbid Party Killer
Necrolusting Goat Cheese Calzone
Sacrificing Mom on a Bloody Pagan Altar (for Selling my Black-Border Magic Cards)
Pwning n00bs Under a Demonic Wintermoon
Blasphemously Necrotized Fursuit
Russel's not my Real Dad
BASEMENTUM plays diabolical basement-dwelling art exclusively!
NO MOSH - NO FRIENDS - NO GIRLS - NO POKEMON
Titles from their abmysmally blasphemous debut include:
Mountain Dew Bottle Filled With Piss (and Evil)
Malevolent Dungeon Master of Despair
Insatiably Decadent and Satanic Hot Pocket
I Won't Mow the Lawn (Mom)
The Hot Water Heater Leaked on my Nightwing Comics
Insidiously Morbid Party Killer
Necrolusting Goat Cheese Calzone
Sacrificing Mom on a Bloody Pagan Altar (for Selling my Black-Border Magic Cards)
Pwning n00bs Under a Demonic Wintermoon
Blasphemously Necrotized Fursuit
Russel's not my Real Dad
BASEMENTUM plays diabolical basement-dwelling art exclusively!
NO MOSH - NO FRIENDS - NO GIRLS - NO POKEMON