Battle of the Lovely Happy things

[Lady_Relic]

Pink 14
Cupcakes 10
Bunnies 12
Donuts 14 Kill
Lollipops 20 Save

 

[Dred]

Pink 12 KILL
Cupcakes 10
Bunnies 14 SAVE
Donuts 14
Lollipops 20

 

[The Butt]

You don't like Rainbow?

Wow you are a faggot, and you're officially demoted from the rank of Man, to the lowly rank of Emo.

Never tried Rainbow. I was talking about his repetitive lyrical imagery, mainly, which even in Sabbath, I found irritating.

Pink 12
Cupcakes 10
Bunnies 12 KILL
Donuts 16 SAVE
Lollipops 20

 

[+VictimOfTheNight+]

Pink 12
Cupcakes 10
Bunnies 12
Donuts 14, kill.
Lollipops 22, save.

 

[<-Warheart->]

Pink 14 SAVE (she knows why...)
Cupcakes 8 KILL
Bunnies 12
Donuts 14
Lollipops 22

 

[Corny]

Pink 16 SAVE because of Paul Gilbert
Cupcakes 8
Bunnies 12
Donuts 14
Lollipops 20 KILL

 

[Nikki]

Pink 16 SAVE because of Paul Gilbert
Cupcakes 8
Bunnies 12
Donuts 14
Lollipops 20 KILL

Pink 16
Cupcakes 8
Bunnies 14 SAVE
Donuts 12 KILL
Lollipops 20

 

[bobvex]

lollipops 20 Sticky sex toy <3

Sugar is actually really bad for the vagina. but i have a funny story to tell. Heard it from a budy on another forum, so I'll just post that text.

I just grabbed a Jolly Rancher and it made me think of this:

Me and this girl were hanging out in her bedroom one night when she asks me if I want to see her "orange lollipop trick."

Knowing this chick I say, "Hell yes!"

She goes across the room and grabs an orange lollipop from this big bowl of candy and brings it back to the bed.

"Put this in your mouth," she says, so I do.

"Get it really wet."

Meanwhile, she starts taking her underwear off, and I'm beginning to put some pieces together.

Sure enough, she grabs the lollipop from my mouth, gets on her hands and knees in front of me, and starts masturbating with this thing.

At this point I'm a little confused. On one hand, there's a gorgeous nymphomaniac masturbating two feet in front of me. On the other hand, it's a grown woman fucking herself with a piece of candy. I'm not sure how to feel about this.

So she goes on for a little while, really just putting it to this lollipop, until she finally pulls it out. It's substantially smaller. I'm fascinated, turned on, and ever-so-slightly repulsed.

She yanks my shorts off and straddles me, reverse-cowgirl style. Penetration occurs. It feels like fucking a jar of marshmallow creme.

So as this is happening I look up and notice she has the lollipop IN HER MOUTH. The only thing I'm thinking at this point is what that lollipop tastes like right now.

Grind, sweat, moan, etc.

"O" faces commence.

After we both bust she's still on top of me. I'm feeling pretty good.

"Some trick," I say.

"That's not the trick," she says.

So she lifts her ass off me.

MY DICK IS ORANGE. Actually, so is my cum and her fluids. This is weird.

"THIS is the trick," she says, and then deep-throats everything like some sort of creamsicle from hell.

 

[marfal66]

I'm gonna kill lollipops from now on

 

[bobvex]

I'm gonna kill lollipops from now on

Fuck that, I'm taking up a collection. I just bought Tootsie and Co.

 

[erni]

Pink 18 Princess Erni likes pink, yeees... ^_________________^
Cupcakes 8
Bunnies 14
Donuts 12 Kill.
Lollipops 20

 

[CrazyChris576]

Pink 18
Cupcakes 10 SAVE
Bunnies 14
Donuts 10 KILL
Lollipops 20

And Bob, that story could easily be the funniest thing I have read in weeks.

 

[^MetalMan^]

Pink 18
Cupcakes 10
Bunnies 12 KILL
Donuts 12 SAVE
Lollipops 20

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Pink 18
Cupcakes 10
Bunnies 10 KILL
Donuts 14 SAVE
Lollipops 20

i notice that most of those happy things are dying... dying ain't happy

 

[Fetzer]

dying ain't happy

Kurt Cobain would disagree.

 

[Lady_Relic]

Pink 18
Cupcakes 8
Bunnies 10
Donuts 14
Lollipops 22 Save

This list is gonna be in limbo/dying forever... we're all too gr1m for this happy shit.

However Alexi fanbois should def vote win for Pink cause Alexi digs it. Probably bunnies too.

 

[Corny]

We vote Pink because of Paul Gilbert, not because of Alexi!

 

[Lady_Relic]

Scusi, Scusi.

 

[erni]

Pink 18
Cupcakes 8
Bunnies 12 Save.
Donuts 12 Kill.
Lollipops 22

 

[^MetalMan^]

Pink 16 KILL
Cupcakes 10 SAVE
Bunnies 12
Donuts 12
Lollipops 22