Just thought I'd let you all know that Avery Annette Weingarten was born to Jonah and his girlfriend Laura today; Avery weighed in at a healthy 7 pounds and 13 ounces.
Ahhhhhh...smelly memories. My daughter is already 5 yr's old...it goes by fast man. Just remember to remind them that someday when thier dad's old-elderly-ass is poopin in his own pants...they will need to return the favor, take care of us and change our diapers!
Or atleast pay to have some hot nurse do it.