Best metal songs about metal?



There's a place so very far
Most favored of the worlds that are missed by GWAR
We can get there as long as it's by stolen car
Smash your face and go shoot up

There's a world of which I've heard
Far beyond the sky
A place of chicks and pills and booze
A place where winners always lose
You'll always hear your favorite band
Here in Metal Metal Land

Here in Metal Metal Land
Nothing ever dies
Except of course our enemies
And they're attracting metal flies

Here in Metal Metal Land
Everything is loud
All the chicks are strippers
All their father's proud

Metal metal land
Metal metal sea
Metal metal air
Metal you and metal me
Metal metal metal metal! x2
Heavy Metal Metal Land

Here in Metal Metal Land
Every day is night
Except of course when night is day
But then there is no light

Here in Metal Metal Land
Everything is rock
Everyone is in a band
Ever girl sucks every cock

Here in Metal Metal Land
Everything is hard
Except of course the test you take
To get a license for your car
Bullet belts and denim jackets
Crystal meth in tiny packets
Witches, warlocks, demon seed
Booze and cooze and weed and speed

Metal metal x16

Filthy hair and dirty faces
Flying V's and swords and maces
80's hair bands are still hated
No false metal tolerated
Heavy metal is the law
Weakness means a broken jaw
Everything is loud and fast
Metal up your fucking ass
Metal plane on metal trip
Metal hand, metal grip

It's metal man,
Here in Metal Metal Land
 
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I'll bring some balls to this thread

Helix

Venom

Anvil

Metal Church

Accept

Jag Panzer

TNT

Good Call on all of the above. I find it particularly interesting that HELIX and VENOM were side by side! "Metal Heart" is just a flat-out great album; I saw ACCEPT open for DIO promoting that album. Awesome!

I'll have to work on a power tune about power tunes.......then again, Nah. :)

Hehehe, I actually wrote one on that subject 15 years ago - maybe HEDDA will have to revisit it! :headbang:

http://heddatheband.com/

JM
 
DREAM EVIL - The book of Heavy Metal

You've gotta love this one. It's cheesy as hell but executed flawlessly. I laughed (HARD) the first time I heard it, but the song has grown on me.

Mac

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgzFMPPH340
This was the first song that came to mind. THis girl I know who never really appeared to be into metal (and still doesn't) made me watch this video one day. She was surprised I had never heard it. I laughed, hard, and I think she was bummed. I seriously thought the song and the fact she was so intent on having me hear it was a big joke. Apparently she was serious and really loved it. I felt bad for basically laughing in her face, but it was still funny :lol:
 
Off the top of my head:

Evile - Thrasher


Exciter - Heavy Metal Maniac


Metallica - Whiplash


Anthrax - Metal Thrashing Mad


Megadeth - Rattlehead


Pantera - The Art Of Shredding


Metallica - Phantom Lord


Metallica - Metal Militia


Hysterica - Girls Made Of Heavy Metal


Exciter - Pounding Metal


Exciter - Metal Crusader


Anthrax - Soldiers Of Metal


Atomkraft - Total Metal


Dishonorable mention:

Sum 41 - Reign In Pain (Heavy Metal Jamboree)
 
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