Best misheard lyrics

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

the best of all ('cause it gets played on the radio constantly):

Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi (cover song)

"They paved paradise, and put up a fucking lie"

it sounds shitloads more like "fucking lie" than "parking lot", in fact you'd have to make a stretch even for it to sound like "parking lot"

 

[anonymousnick2001]

"Punish Nintendo!" - Dark Tranquility - Punish My Heaven

 

[None_So_Vile]

"i have lost all faith in jews" in opeth - to rid the disease where he says "i have lost all faith in you"

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

"There eeeyyyeess back in Kingdom Fargoooo" Arcturus - Star Crossed

 

[the real thrax]

"Genome Fucking" At the Gates - Kingdom Gone (Live)

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

"Parking lot" Fragments Of Unbecoming - The Seventh Sunray Enlights My Pathway

 

[misterme]

In Funeral Fog by Mayhem, I always somehow thought it was "You.............. FUCK!" rather than 'Funeral Fog'.

 

[ubiquitos]

"Mistrust mississippi olive garden fever" - suicide and other comforts by cradle of filth.
The actual lyrics are "Midst the mist and sleepy hollows of fever"

 

[Degenerate Machinery]

Death - Flesh and the power it holds, at about 3:15 when chuck says "deja-vu" it sounds like he's saying "picaboo!"

 

[FailingAcension]

"Mistrust mississippi olive garden fever" - suicide and other comforts by cradle of filth.
The actual lyrics are "Midst the mist and sleepy hollows of fever"

I just went through and listened to that and it does sound like that!

 

[MFJ]

I remember one time I was pretty drunk and Listening to Finntroll, and in the song "Nattfodd" I began to think he was saying stuff like "Girl your scrape" and like "Crazy Insane Playdough" or something like that, and so I'm thinking to myself, man, this guy can't speak english for shit, I have no idea what he is saying. And then of course the sweet Finnish reality sets in, and you laugh.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I believe they sing in Swedish, actually.

Their lyrics are hilarious when translated, most of the time.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Hahahaha, I just found one of the best.

Winds - What Is Beauty. Listen to the beginning voiceover. "Can you feel...the heart...of the dork?"