Beware of....

[FalseTodd]

SCORPIO!

Scorpio! He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth!
Beware of Scorpio!
His twisted obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health!
He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!
But beware of his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year!
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

ahahahaha

HE LOVES GERMAN BEEEEEEEEEEEER!

 

[TrevJ]

This makes me feel like buying a business hammock. You know, from the hammock district on third.

 

[FalseTodd]

...And I didn't even give you my coat!

 

[Baliset]

You like these moccasins? There's a pair in your closet. You don't like them? Then I don't either...Get the hell out of here moccasins!

Ever see a man talk like that to his shoes before?

 

[FalseTodd]

Greg, stick to the script buddy!

You don't like 'em? then neither do I! Get the hell out of here!
You ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe?

Yeah, once.

Well I gotta go, I'm in the middle of a FUN RUN! See ya at work tomorrow, but I don't really like to call it work!

 

[ChromeLife]

BAND DRAMA!

x

 

[deadair]

BOO YAAA

SAM WITH THE BEHIND THE BACK GREG FACE SLAM...

EAT THAT JOLLY GREEN GIANT



x

 

[deadair]

BOO YAAA

SAM WITH THE BEHIND THE BACK GREG FACE SLAM...

EAT THAT JOLLY GREEN GIANT



x

man that was a good post

 

[AndICried]

Hmmm, do you have Stella Artois in USA? That's the 1337357 b33r in d4 h00d... Bro. (Although it's kind of fake German... Being Belgian.)

 

[AndICried]

BOO YAAA

SAM WITH THE BEHIND THE BACK GREG FACE SLAM...

EAT THAT JOLLY GREEN GIANT



x

You singing Wolf at the Door or something?

 

[xfer]

i've had stella artois frequently! i think this german motherfucker i used to know actually introduced us to it.

 

[avi]

stella artois = the budweiser of belgium

 

[FrostGiant]

Scorpio-Your job will be to manage and motivate them. Give 'em the benefit of your years of experience.

Homer-Don't worry, that won't take long.

 

[chupe666]

stella artois = the budweiser of belgium

is this in a bad or good sense?
i think i tried stella, but i know i've definitely tried delerium tremens.
most belgian ales rock.

 

[avi]

I just found SA to be decent, but kinda thin and boring. it's far from the usual robust belgian ales you're probably used to.

 

[Static]

But he's so nice to Homer. How can you hate him?

 

[S4R]

I've never had a hammock.