Big Brother

[Spruce Goose]

Aww come on, dont shatter my illusion and dreams!
They are real, and she is a great sort.

I was reading RALPH magazine in the shitter when I stumbled across a 4 page spread of her..... Man, she looks good

 

[spawn]

I dont think she looks that good myself... She doesnt look bad of course, but I dont know why they are going gaga over her.

Does anyone else think Vincents romeo act is getting a tad too much?

 

[Spruce Goose]

 

[Spruce Goose]

You were saying Spawn?

 

[spawn]

Yeah thats with 8 hours in the makeup chair, professional cameraman, lighting, about 500 shots taken to find the best one and all the rest (I think I just shattered your illusion again, sorry )

Theres plenty of women I see on the street who would look just as great given the same circumstances

 

[Celestial-Todd]

 

[spawn]

Over. Rated.

:Spin:

 

[Spruce Goose]

Pfft....

'And then Spawn came on the message board and he was all like makeupchairprofessionalcameramanlighting and I was like YEAHWHATEVER!'

hehe.... Stupid song

 

[spawn]

She even has rips in her top, you would think someone would have caught that... Plus her clothes are falling out of the machine and getting dirty on the floor, what the hell is wrong with her?

And buy some damn shoes!

 

[Spruce Goose]

Ok pal, stick to your damn bus girl then. I'm sure she is perfect in every way :Smug:

 

[spawn]

 

[salty]

Pfft....

'And then Spawn came on the message board and he was all like makeupchairprofessionalcameramanlighting and I was like YEAHWHATEVER!'

hehe.... Stupid song

Greatest post in HISTORY! hahah

 

[Goreripper]

spawn, if you think Jo is over-rated, I've lost any hope I may have had for you. If she isn't hot, I'm not metal.

 

[spawn]

I said she is attractive but I dont see the big deal, everyone is entitled to an opinion.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Not in this situation you aren't!

 

[Spiff]

She's like a sunset, isn't she Spawny?

 

[spawn]

A very overrated artificial stereotypical one that people have stared at too long and because they have been bombarded by society as to what is supposedly the perfect woman they cant think for themselves

 

[spawn]

Well, Belinda is gone and everyone has made up. Im not sure I like this at all

I think its just going to simmer for a while before exploding again though...

 

[JonBonJovi]

I used to be friends with someone who worked in the art department of RALPH and she told me every picture published of any girl is airbrushed and all the rest to make them look perfect.
Sorry to shatter any illusions people have.

 

[Spiff]

Well, Ben's leaving on Sunday night so that leaves pretty much no irritants in the house. It'll either be extremely boring (unlikely with Reggie there) or... hmm, not sure what else it will be, cos I can't see it being controversial and stuff. Maybe they'll bring in an intruder because at the moment it will be finishing a week early.