Big Brother

Saxon needs to blow his nose.
Claire needs a personality.
Vincent needs to be repeatedly rejected by ugly women.
Joanne needs to be repeatedly rejected by ugly men.
Chrissie needs to develop an allergy to pizza.
New girl needs a new head.
New guy needs testicles.
Regi needs a hint.. a clue.. A 'Being Less Dumb for Dummies' guide.

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Jo is a whiny bitch. She runs around to make sure the whole house knows she hurt her finger! You couldnt even see any blood! Someone better drown her in the pool, or break a golf club over her head or something. Im glad Saxon was there asking where the insect spray was though to fix it, until Vincent pointed out it was called antiseptic spray.
 
After tonight, I have a bad feeling its all downhill from here :( Ben was a troublemaker, but it was good tv, now theres nothing :(
 
This Saxon fella, does he have huge muscles, and run around with a viking helmet and sword? That's what I imagine every time I read his name in this thread.
 
My predictions:

This week: Vincent. Get a grip dude. She doesn't want you, she's just leading you on for her own amusement. You're acting like you've never been laid in your life. If she's not going to fall into bed with you after spending every minute of her life with you for the past three weeks, she's never going to.

Next week: Kim. No one likes her. I bet she gets 100% of nominations. There's a reason why some people live in caravans.
 
I'm inclined to agree. Regina should (and will) win the thing, and Daniel is funny... but while Jo is in the house, we will continue to be tormented by the constant whining of Saxon and embarrassing pick-up lines of Vincent.

It's time to go... Joanne.
 
Goreripper said:
Agreed! Get rid of the manipulating cow! She needs to be shown that her devious ways aren't to be tolerated. Let the guys have their revenge!
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Exactly. She leads them on deliberately, and is an arrogant bitch IMHO. The guys are obviously idiots who cant work it out for themselves, but thats no surprise. I hope her boyfriend dumps her sorry ass. She is everything I despise about a woman wrapped up in one insecure breast enhanced body. If she doesnt go this week, im going to storm the gates and impale her on a lance, then cut off her head and put it on a stake. That would be pretty metal.

!:rock:

Spiffy: I know what you mean, Vincent and Saxon need to hand over their balls to Joanne, they no longer need them.
 
She doesn't need to win anyway. She's a lawyer for fuck's sake. And besides, the modelling contract she will undoubtedly be offered as soon as she walks out the door will be worth more than the 1/4 mil. she'd get by staying in there. She's educated and beautiful, and even when she loses, she wins.
 
Are you all gay? I cannot understand why any male would want to vote Jo out of the house. So she is manipulating Saxon and Vince. Big shit. I'd rather look at her manipulating people, than look at Kim showering!

Keep Jo in and do all those horny single guys out there a favour. She is the closest they have to a sexlife!
 
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