Biggest Pricks Online/photoshop needed

euhm, last time I went drinking with my class mates I was too drunk to do anything, it was morning and I hadn't eaten, I went to bed at 2 in the afternoon :p
 
Now that sounds like a damn good night! I haven't been that hammered in years. I have to keep it chill with having kiddos and all. But every now and then I'll chill at a buddy's house and plan on not driving.