Billy M better watch out!

No, you were "cleaning the house, naked, and accidentally sat on it". Honest!! PMSL!!!! That, according to my sister, a nurse, is the favourite excuse for people with vegetables (no, not Stephen Hawking), dildos, ornaments etc stuck up their arse. Her favourite was the man with a tube of mastic sealant up his donut! I guess it would have been nice and watertight!