Birds shagging?!?!?!?!?!?

[little miss messiah]

Sorry to dissapoint if anyones expecting a porn thread, but this has been bugging me for MONTHS...

Do birds (of similar sizes) shag across breeds?

Its just that dogs do and they r domesticated, if i was free as a ird i'd b at it all the time.

But you dont seem to see chicken/pigeons, or raven/ducks.

 

[Ian 'E' Edwards]

Hmmmm good question there - I have no bloody idea!

I've always fancied the idea of trying to cross breed a St.Bernard and a sausage dog, but I doubt it could be done unless you were to hold the sausage dog in position. A ruddy duck mixed with a wood pigeon would also be very cool - they'd be able to play with my St.Sausage in my ideal garden along with Sloths, horseshoe bats and other animals I love...

Jesus I have too much time sometimes, but interbreeding rocks!

 

[Diamond Dave]

*wondersquitehowlmmthinkssometimes*

Check this out to explain:

http://www.kidzone.ws/animals/animal_classes.htm

But the basic reason is - birds are a whole class of animal, whilst dogs are simply a sub-class of mammals (can't remember the proper term). So a raven/duck would be as likely as a horse/anteater.

 

[little miss messiah]

*points out ligers and the other tiger lion thingys and zebras n that*

 

[Raven_1]

i have never shagged a duck in my life the police were lying i tripped and fell on it

 

[Metalman]

 

[little miss messiah]

OMFG!

A guy in sunny Selby was knicked for shagging a donkey ages ago....

He said he was haing a piss and it backed onto him!!!!

He failed to explain whe exactly he was stood on an orange crate tho.....

 

[Raven_1]

apparently the best way to shag a sheep is to back it into a corner and it will back itself onto you also if you wear wellies miles too big you put its legs in your wellies it stops it from running

read that in viz

 

[Raven_1]

god i wish i didnt post that

 

[little miss messiah]

And waders, for the long legged biatches

 

[Raven_1]

 

[Raven_1]

btw if anybody ever fancies inbreeding witn a raven you know where i am guys or girls not fussy lol

 

[Raven_1]

all this talk about sheep..

im gonna take a cold shower

 

[Black Lagoon]

A few weeks back there was a story in the papers about a Farmer who was caught Shagging a Goat.

He was in a field by the side of a railway track and a train was going by and broke down next to where he and the goat were performing!

He was done for it and banned from keep animals for 3 years.

Think his name was Mr T Machin or somin'.

 

[Tony]

Twat

 

[Metalman]

I think this might help Raven1

hope it worked

 

[MattBlack]

No - All dogs share the same genus - "Canis", much like cats are all "Felidae". These examples are all "Mammalia", their class. Interbreeding is restricted to Genus, not Class, due to massive variation of Genes.

Birds are a whole sub-class of fauna, "Aves" with many genus, each of which is quite specific, with but a few genotypes in each.

Hope that explains it.

 

[little miss messiah]

Ookaayyy

So the answer is I shouldnt think too much after 8 Stellas.

 

[Metalman]

Balls

 

[Diamond Dave]

That's what I was thinking about Matt, but having done nowt biology for over ten years, didn't know what I was on about.

Lmm, thinking after 8 stellas is good, just not about animals