well, there's Karjalan Sissit which has this drunk guy screaming in finnish about satan and vodka over neoclassical industrial and martial soundscapes, but hey, that's a one-off, right?
but they are upcomming releases are they not? they may suck but that doesn't mean it ain't there. imagine how many people would get pissy if the site listed all underground music you've never heard of. something needs to attract people.
CORRECT and CORRECT. There are plenty of other terrible reviews out there. Terrorizer is one of the only metal magazines worth reading. I don't read Blabbermouth much, but Scott Alisoglu is a friend of mine so I check it out occasionally.