black poo(C) - worrisome?

[VangelicSurgeon]

it was hard to tell if it was black or just dark. Oh well I'll see what the next one looks like.

 

[xfer]

it just means it's fatty and bloody, right?

 

[xfer]

did it float or sink?

 

[lizard]

did it say U-571 on the side?

 

[avi]

SR-71?

 

[FalseTodd]

That's funny on several levels.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

actually YES, and it was full of tiny seamen!

 

[minxnim]

it's not necessarily a big deal unless it happens like for a few days. or like, if it hurts to go.

 

[lizard]

you could name your turds...

f'rinstance:
Captain Ramius

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

nah, no pain. actually it was the best one I've had in a long time...

 

[avi]

what'd you eat?

 

[xfer]

if it floats and is black, it means your diet's too fatty.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

yesterday? potato & leek soup, some roasted chicken, goldfish crackers.

 

[FrostGiant]

Just pound down a few Pabst Blue Ribbons. That'll fix it.

 

[xfer]

day before? and this morning?

josh, do you eat that organic potato-leek stuff in the carton?

 

[FuSoYa]

full of tiny C-men.

heehee

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I can't think back that far. lots of eggs I bet, and mac n cheese.

 

[xfer]

FATBOY SLIM

cut it out dude!

 

[xfer]

although honestly the black could be caused by blood (i don't know about the floating; i think that's almost always fat). so, like, keep a really close eye on your leavings for the next couple of days.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I do anyway. CONSTANT VIGILANCE!