Bollocks, bastard, fuck, wank, shit, twat!!

[Black Lagoon]

Arrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!

Sorry for swearing, but my car has blown up and is dead. It means that I have to buy a new one, so my Saxon trip to the Astoria has got to be cancelled.
As much as I'd still love to go there is just NO way I can afford it now.

 

[Paxoman]

Oh no! Of all the times for it to happen! Can't the missus get a second job?

 

[Sammi951]

Aww, that's a shame Lagoon - was quite looking forward to meeting you...you seem like quite a "character"...plus, I was gonna enjoy taking the piss out of your accent! It's a bit inconsiderate of you to spoil my fun - I'll have to take the piss out of Paxoman's accent now, as usual!

No, seriously though, that IS such bad timing I take it from the swearing you're not best pleased yourself?

 

[Eagle]

If you lived anywhere near the M1, M62 or M18 I'd offer you a lift

 

[Black Lagoon]

The misses could get a second job Pax, but putting up with me is a job in itself!
As for taking the piss out of my accent Sammi, do the words Pot, Black and Kettle mean anything to you?!

Thanks for the thought about the lift Eagle, but unfortunatly the nearest motorway is 60 miles away from my house!!

 

[Sammi951]

Oi, Lagoon - what are you trying to say - that I'll have a funny accent or something? I'll have you know, I'm a "posh Northerner"!! Well, ok, I know we're a rarity, but there's no-one more posher than what I am!!

 

[Black Lagoon]

A posh northern bird who still says "cunt". You are well upper class!

 

[Sammi951]

putting up with me is a job in itself

Yeah, I know that feeling from being with Paxoman!! No wonder I'm always so knackered, I didn't realise I was working two jobs!!

Only kidding luvvie, don't have a thromby!!

 

[Black Lagoon]

Originally posted by Sammi951


Only kidding luvvie, don't have a thromby!!

Is that when your bellend goes critical?!?!

 

[Sammi951]

 

[Paxoman]

Oh yeah Sammi is well posh. She even drinks her pints in a pint glass and not out of a jug! And she hardly ever spits! Er maybe I should rephrase that last bit!

 

[Sammi951]

Oi you, I don't drink pints...I'm a laydee!! One drinks Bacardi Breezers and such like!

 

[Paxoman]

Yeah you do luv..............out of a bucket!

 

[Sammi951]

OI! Have less to say, you! :Shedevil:

 

[WILKS]

I SORRY TO HEAR THAT .I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING THE INFAMOUS BLACKLAGOON. I PICK YOU MY SELF BUT LIVE THE WRONG SIDE OF LONDON VILLAGE SORRY MATE.

 

[Crusader]

Originally posted by Black Lagoon
Arrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!

Sorry for swearing, but my car has blown up and is dead. It means that I have to buy a new one, so my Saxon trip to the Astoria has got to be cancelled.
As much as I'd still love to go there is just NO way I can afford it now.

Me neither......my private jet broke