Borat at it again ...

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19 July 2005
BORAT IS BIBLE BELTED
By Victoria Ward
CHEEKY Ali G star Sacha Baron Cohen has upset a family in America's Deep South by asking them joke questions about Jews, gay rights and slavery.

The TV prankster, in his guise as Kazakh reporter Borat, also introduced them to a black woman, claimed she was a prostitute and then snogged her.

But the unamused Marshall clan threw the comedian out of their Mississippi home in the US bible belt. So Borat banged on the door and screamed: "I do not understand your customs!"

Film maker Heather Marshall was furious. She said: "Our ancestors have been in this house for 152 years.
"This turned out to be the first unpleasant episode we have experienced since the Civil War."



Cohen's Ali G Show pranks have made him a cult hit in the US.
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So Borat banged on the door and screamed: "I do not understand your customs!" ... :lol:
 
"So Borat banged on the door and screamed: "I do not understand your customs!""

oh my fucking goat that RULES.
 
Sacha Baron Cohen (the guy who plays Borat and Ali G) was on Conan last night ... no characters, just as himself. He is a real goof and almost boyish, always grinning and laughing.

Makes him even more of a genius at pulling off the stunts he does ...as he does not seem to be the type that can keep a straight face.
 
Borat at the MTV Europe Awards 2005

Introduction to the show
"Welcome to the 2005 Eurovision Song Contest."



Following Madonna's performance

"That singer before me. Who was it? It was very courageous of MTV to start the show with a genuine transvestite, he was very convincing. It was only his hands and his testi satchels that gave it away."



Introducing Coldplay

"Next is one of the most famous bands in the world. We all love very much. Please enjoy... Green Day!"



Introducing The Pussy Cat Dolls

"Please prepare yourself for masturbation because next are international singing prostitutes, Pussy Cat Dolls."



After introducing Akon

(Borat whispers to little Kazkhstani child), "quick Akon's on stage, dressing room 8. See what you can take."



Introduction to Gorillaz

"There is one singer called Shakira... sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, 'Can I touch your shakira?' or 'I have seen your wife's shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog."



Introducing Green Day

(Borat is dressed in a very revealing wrestling lycra costume), "Hello it is me, Freddy Mercury. I joking, he die of AIDS. It me Borat, I not a la la loo lee. The only sex disease I ever have is gonoreah. 15 times! The ladies like Borat! Now please welcome Coldplay."



Chatting to co-presenter Brittany Murphy

"Very nice. Whah whah we whah! I imagine you with no clothes. Borat is getting fat."



At the press conference

"My 13-year-old son is travelling here by foot, with his two wives and his three childrens." "If he survives the journey I have promised him that he can make penetration with Colombian prostitute Shakira."

"I look forward to meeting Jennifer Rush, Level 42 and Terence Trent D'Arbay," "Oh and the Thompson Twins."



In interview with the BBC

"My retard brother Vilo is not able to come as he is retarded and his cage would not fit on the plane."

"Unfortunately my wife was unable to leave Kazakhstan as she is a woman... this is a good news, she is a boring. High Five!!!"

"We celebrate with a men's only party in my hotel room where we will play ping pong, wrestle totally nude and shoot dogs from the balcony."


To finish the show

"To the world, I love you! Apart from Uzbekistan. Assholes."
 
"shoot dogs from the balcony". :lol: Holy shit, this man is a genius.

I could watch Borat all day. I have 3 million cable channels, so can I swap 10,000 for 1 Borat channel? I don't think I'll miss the fishing network.
 
well turn on MTV RIGHT FUCKIGN NOW ... that Europe MTV show is ONNNNN


hahahahah ... he just gave a tour of his dressing room

- 5 guys with mustaches and suits being grumpy
- two old ladies making soup under a bonfire in the corner
- 2 kids in underwear and sweaters fightin on a bed :lol:
- 2 ugly hairy prostitutes
- 1 goat on a hay stack
- cheesy carpets hanging on the wall
 
Watching it now....

Introducing Green Day

(Borat is dressed in a very revealing wrestling lycra costume), "Hello it is me, Freddy Mercury. I joking, he die of AIDS. It me Borat, I not a la la loo lee. The only sex disease I ever have is gonoreah. 15 times! The ladies like Borat! Now please welcome Coldplay."
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So MTV in the US just censored the word, "gonorreah". wtf.

P.S. This Green Day song reminds me of their glory days of Dookie!
 
they censored even the word "prostitute", "masturbation" basically all that stuff that was in those qoutes above ...
isn't MTV cable TV????? .... fucking pussies
 
fuckkkkk

24/11/05 Sue the Jew

Today Borat released a statement in response to the Kazkakhstan goverments threat to sue Sacha Baron Cohen.

The response was filmed to a back drop of the Kazkhstani flag and some antique duelling pistols. The transcript of this is below.

"Jagshemash.

In response to Mr Ashykbayev comments, I like to state I have no connection with Mr Cohen.

I support my government's decision to sue this Jew.

Since the 2003 <inaudible> reforms, Kazakhstan is as civilized as any country in the world. Women can now travel on inside of bus. Homosexuals have no longer to wear blue hats. And age of consent has been raised to eight years old.

Please, captains of industry, I encourage you come to Kazakhstan where we have incredible natural resources, hard working labour and some of the cleanest prostitutes in whole of Central Asia.

Goodbye. Chenque!"

Fans of Borat can watch this video clip at Borat's official site www.borat.kz
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these Kazakhs are just proving Borat right ... :lol: ... what a bunch of momo's

Kazakhs pull the plug on Borat's Web site

Tue Dec 13,12:55 PM ET

ALMATY (Reuters) - The authorities in Kazakhstan, angered by a British
comedian's satirical portrayal of a boorish, sexist and racist Kazakh
television reporter, have pulled the plug on his alter ego's Web site.



<http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?p=Sacha+Baron+Cohen> Sacha Baron
Cohen plays Borat in his "Da Ali G Show" and last month he used the
character's Web site www.borat.kz to respond sarcastically to legal threats
from the Central Asian state's Foreign Ministry.

A government-appointed organization regulating Web sites that end in the .kz
domain name for Kazakhstan confirmed on Tuesday it had suspended Cohen's
site.

"We've done this so he can't badmouth Kazakhstan under the .kz domain name,"
Nurlan Isin, President of the Association of Kazakh IT Companies, told
Reuters. "He can go and do whatever he wants at other domains."

Isin said the borat.kz Web site had broken new rules on all .kz sites
maintaining two computer servers in Kazakhstan and had registered false
names for its administrators.

Cohen, as Borat, hosted the MTV Europe Music Awards in Lisbon last month and
described shooting dogs for fun and said his wife could not leave Kazakhstan
as she was a woman.

Afterwards, Kazakhstan's Foreign Ministry said it could not rule out that he
was under "political orders" to denigrate Kazakhstan's name and threatened
to sue him.

Cohen, who is Jewish, responded to the legal threats on the www.borat.kz
site in character, saying: "I have no connection to Mr Cohen and fully
support my government's position to sue this Jew."

In typical vein, he went on: "Please, captain of industry, I invite you to
come to Kazakhstan, where we have incredible natural resources, hard working
labor and some of the cleanest prostitutes in all of Central Asia."

Borat is one of several outrageous characters devised by Cohen in his
television shows. He shot to fame as Ali G, who mocks British street gang
culture, and also plays Bruno, a gay Austrian fashion show presenter.
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