Bush Haiku

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Bush Haiku

This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush, arranged for “aesthetic” purposes, by Washington Post columnist Richard Thompson.

Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It’s a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pit bull on the pant leg of opportunity.
I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!

 

[Chromatose]

I would like to see this allegedly tall pie

 

[lizard]

wow

that truly bespeaks the horrors of man's inhumanity to satan.

 

[lizard]

From Connecticut
but he says he's from Texas
national disgrace

 

[Demonspell]

Seen that ages ago, I'd pay good money to have it in calligraphy and framed on my wall...

 

[MFJ]

From Connecticut
but he says he's from Texas
national disgrace

Yeah wtf is with that

 

[lizard]

he's trying so hard to be Reaganesque...the cowboy rancher image.

 

[SonOfNun]

From Connecticut
but he says he's from Texas
national disgrace

I thought that was his dad.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Wait so people don't like Bush, and he says silly things? OMG THATS CRAZY NEW STUFF!

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Bush Haiku
I am a pit bull on the pant leg of opportunity.

That image is rather disturbing, although I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see him do that.

 

[Mormagil]

Vulcanize society! is the best.

 

[addae]

...ok. i didn´t know where i could write ist down else...

1. go to google

2. enter "failure" in

3. try the butoon "good luck" (or sth. like that...i couldn´t open a engl. google ...always German...but it´s the 2nd button)

4. have a look and whatever ...i got the mail and it said, i have to pass it to other people...

 

[Claws of Perdition]

someone please translate that for me im way to tired.... and lazy

Edit: 100th post this calls for beer

 

[lizard]

well, Daddy Bush would claim he was from Texas, and technically that was true because it was his legal residence, I believe....but he was 100% blue blood New Englander, and so is Bushie Jr. But daddy also did not try to posture himself as some rugged rancher either. Besides, Daddy also spent shitloads of time at his vacation villa in Maine.