Bye again.

[Captain Beard]

Actually, I don't think she minds those.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I went to a hotspring tonight. zomg so nice. And lots of stars that I can't see back home.

City in Arkansas called Hot Springs. The name is not ironic. The place is full of fucking hot springs.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

she said no stalkers... so cut it out baldy!

 

[Captain Beard]

If I were stalking I'd be called Lord Timmaeus you afromuff fuck.

Seriously, though, Kriggy, relax. I text half the damn board everyday anyway.

 

[EricT]

Lord Timaeus is fun!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

If I were stalking I'd be called Lord Timmaeus you afromuff fuck.

Correction: You'd be called Jeremy. Eh? EH? Yeah.

 

[EricT]

Correction: You'd be called Jeremy. Eh? EH? Yeah.

Yay for jokes at ones own expense!

 

[Captain Beard]

It was the baldy thing that annoyed me anyway. We all know who the real stalker is... yeah, Jeremy.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

If I were stalking I'd be called Lord Timmaeus you afromuff fuck.

Seriously, though, Kriggy, relax. I text half the damn board everyday anyway.

yeah I know. Its just fun messing with you..... sexually

 

[Captain Beard]

Fun! Wanna know the really creepy thing about me? Ok, I actually... don't have anything creepy enough about me to scare anyone. I think.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

It was the baldy thing that annoyed me anyway. We all know who the real stalker is... yeah, Jeremy.

YEAH! That's right. The real stalker's hair line isn't receding, unlike the accused. WHAT?! OH YEAH.

 

[Captain Beard]

The accused one with receding hair is twice the real one's size.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

The accused one with receding hair is twice the real one's size.

WELL! I have to go to bed because I have to drive three hours to my university tomorrow...where there are cops...watching...24/7...

 

[EricT]

WELL! I have to go to bed because I have to drive three hours to my university tomorrow...where there are cops...watching...24/7...

If they pull you over... use your charm...






































...And by charm I mean give em head and swallow.

 

[Captain Beard]

Police won't see me. I'm a ninja. A really big, balding ninja. With a beard.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Our dorm has already prepared for a ninja attack with sealed windows. HAH.

 

[Captain Beard]

My blade is forged from the blood of a cow, a horse, and 3 carpenters named Bill. Your glass is nothing. Or I could just cut through the wall. Or the door. Or i could just you know... knock.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

KNOCK?! Fuck. Our ninja defense system did not include that.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, we don't usually knock.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I didn't get a text message. Try harder.

And I'd feel awesome if anyone called. We're watching the Pamela Anderson roast on Comedy Central for the second time in a row. :zombie: